(Warning: strong language and cartoon violence)
The next morning, strawberry was digging shortcuts to find themselves a new Warren. She made the holes, made the beds to have extra fluffiness.
Strawberry: good morning Hazel.
Hazel: good morning straw...
Hazel: strawberry! You did this?!
Strawberry: yeah.
Hazel: I believe you gave us a home.
Strawberry: aww thank you...uh...
Hazel: Hazel.
Strawberry: strawberry.
Hazel and strawberry went outside while Holly was telling them a story
Holly: so right when sandleford is gone, I had to find shelter, food to eat, and sleep. The next day, I ran and humans saw me and attacked me. Then I met another rabbit that's from another Warren called "efrafa"
Pipkin: what's it like in efrafa?
Bluebell: that's a good question pipkin. Efrafa is the opposite of sandleford, it has violence and punishment and it's no fun at all! It's a prison!!
Captain Holly was looking at Hazel, not feeling so well.
Captain Holly: listen Hazel, whenever we see danger, there is death. And I have been to efrafa before. And look at what they did to my leg.
Hazel was spooked out
Hazel: who did this to you?! I wonder...
Captain Holly: it was the efrafra's general. General woundwort. One rabbit told me he's general on the outside but he's a murder!
Hazel: THIS IS BULL SHIT!!
Captain Holly: I know but we must be careful.
Then they heard a caw from a seagull and crashed towards their Warren.
Hazel: are you hurt?
The seagull didn't respond
Hazel: bigwig, what do we hand him worms?
Bigwig: worms? What for, for fuck's sake?
Hazel: maybe if he's hurt, we ought to help him.
Bigwig: try again Hazel...
The seagull began to wake up
Hazel: we...help...you-
???: FUCK OFF!!
BlackBerry: ouch! What happened?
???: this motherfucking cat from the farm! Was attacking me! My wing was not good!
???: And I was from the big water, my name is keehar by the way.
Fiver: wait. There's a farm?
Hazel: yeah, yesterday, we found Dutch rabbits were stuck in the farm. We tried to free them, but we failed. And I can't stop think about that doe!!
Hazel: I can feel clover right over here. Very closer to my heart...
Bigwig: 😏
Bigwig: you're in love with her...are you?
Hazel: BIGWIG!
Keehar: ugh! We don't have time for these romantic lovebirds! Fix my wing!
He tried to stand up but collapsed
Bluebell: maybe you should stay in our burrow
Hawkbit: are you kidding me bluebell? The bird will never fit!
Strawberry: or we can...
Strawberry dig a bigger hole for keehar
Bigwig: what the frith?! You're a genius!
Later at night when keehar is asleep, hazle and the others were at the farm to free the Dutch rabbits
Clover: oh hi Hazel.
Hazel: listen, we are going to get you out of here before the cat notices. Again.
Bigwig: let's hope you don't mess up.
Hazel: hey! I never mess things up
Sliver: uh hazel? you do sometimes...
Hazel: huh. I never thought about it.
He chewed on the gates along with fiver, dandelion and blackberry and pipkin, bigwig and sliver and bluebell guard the outside to not get distracted. Then they heard a growl.
Pipkin: what-what was that?
Bigwig: my stomach, I'm starving...
Fiver: um...I don't think it was your stomach, bigwig...
Fiver saw another vision
BlackBerry: now don't throw up this time fiver.
The growl became grew louder and louder, and then, it meowed!
Fiver let go and fell. He felt like he broke a bone, but felt his nose bleed.
Five heard a hiss. That made fiver feel panicked what was coming out of the darkness. And in out of the darkness, the cat with blood streaming out of its teeth jumped scared fiver as he screams.
Fiver: the cat is out! THE CAT IS OUT!
Fiver kept screaming for fear
Bigwig: I got this kid!
Bigwig tried to attack the cat but it attacked bigwig
Pipkin: oh hurry up! Hurry up! HURRY UP!!
Hazel: don't worry pipkin, we're almost done!
The cat hissed at pipkin, and he started to cry softly
Clover: don't cry kitten, everything will be fine.
The cat started to reach Hazel and pipkin as he screamed.
Dandelion: come on Hazel!
Hazel finally chewed off the last gate. The Dutch rabbits finally were free. But the scary cat was still out there. Pipkin accidentally let go and almost fell.
Pipkin: AAAAH!
Hazel: NO!
But thankfully, bluebell caught him safely. The cat was still on the loose, hazle and the others were starting to run while the cat chases them.
Bigwig: the kitten's nearly crying! Do you know where you're going?!
Hazel: of course! Follow me!
Quite suddenly, one human noticed the Dutch rabbits ran away.
Human 1: oh! Honey! Lucy's rabbits are running away!
Human 2: don't just stand there! Get them before Lucy knows!
He prepared to hold the gun and starts shooting
Bluebell: great! First a cat, now shooting?
Dandelion: or worse! HUMANS!
Human 1: I'm almost there!
The man is ready to shoot.
Human 1: you think you could run away from me, would you rabbit...
He shot a bullet onto hazels right leg, Hazel screamed in pain as blood was streaming out of his leg
Clover: HAZEL!
Human 1: aha! I think I got one!
Human 2: you better have not shot one of Lucy's
Human: relax honey. We'll get her new ones just like them. She won't mind.
As they walked away, the Warren finally got out of there. They were fine except Hazel was not.
Pipkin: 😭 oh that was scary! Never do it again!
He bursted into tears in bigwig's embrace
Bigwig: alright pipkin. I know. I know.
Dandelion: 😭 oh dearly! I'm glad you guys are okay!
Bluebell: 😭 we through you were hurt!
He and dandelion kept hugging blackberry and sliver.
Hawkbit and captain Holly were carrying the wounded Hazel
Dandelion: fiver! There has been trouble! Hazels been shot!
Fiver: what?!
Hawkbit: The black rabbit serves lord frith, but he does no more than his appointed task.
Fiver: no, no, no.
Fiver: hazels not dead...
Sliver: we should probably go back to the Warren
Bigwig: and get this kid to sleep.
Bigwig carries the tired pipkin as he sleeps
Dandelion: like I say, if you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them!
Everyone looked bummed at him.
Bigwig: not funny bitch...
The next morning, keehar was taking out all the buck shots from Hazel's leg. Hazel kept wincing and screaming in pain.
Keehar: when will you ever be brave enough to let me finish?!
Hazel nodded and let keehar continued.
Hazel: have you noticed any does like I told you before we came back?
Keehar: actually I found "efrafras"
Keehar: they were doing on a buck. It was Violent and there was blood. Lots of blood.
Bluebell: *to pipkin* I told you it's not fun...
Captain Holly: and lots of them had enough to fight on of the wide patrols.
Bigwig: why?
Captain Holly: didn't you see what they did to me?
He shows them his wounded leg
Blueberry: oh that's bad...really bad...
Hawkbit: who did this to you?
Captain Holly: the general, general woundwort. I don't think you'll ever match up with him bigwig, he's very strict, and way worse than you are.
Captain Holly: under his captains, each one oversees a mark. Each new captain must face "fasting"
Bigwig: what is that?
Captain Holly: a fasting is a challenge to survive with hunger and eat at six pm.
Captain Holly: and if you're found above ground at the wrong time, you'll see the council of punishment, if you keep doing it, you'll get an execution and be dead for good!
Bigwig tried his best to swallow his fear
Captain Holly: one of them got away and was new.
Captain Holly: his name is blackavar.
Captain Holly: when the captains found him, both of his ears and hair and even his left side of his throat was into shreds!
Bigwig: just like how the chief rabbit did to us with my curl!
Dandelion: and why you're the most handsome one!
Bigwig: 😑
Captain Holly: he was lucky he wasn't killed, but he is a troublemaker and a bully.
Captain Holly: there was another doe, she's new to Hyzenthlay. I could've escaped without her. Sadly, she didn't go with me.
Pipkin: but why?
Hyzenthlay: she had to do her fasting next week.
Also couldn't go with the rest of the does.
Hazel: then is there a way we could be persuaded to leave with the does?
Captain Holly: yes, but they cannot get out of efrafra.
Hazel: Damm it!
Bluebell: that's the thing! You got out!
Captain Holly: only because lord frith sent out on his greatest messengers.
Hazel: we should go to efrafra
All but Hazel: WHAT?!
Bigwig: are you out of your fucking mind you asshole?!
Hazel: I realized we have zero does.
Strawberry: excuse me! I'm a doe!-
Dandelion: you don't count...
All: 😑
Hazel: rescuing the does aren't easy. But we have no choice.
Hazel: well start off when I'm feeling better.
Captain Holly: I don't like this idea Hazel. I have been to efrafra, and im telling you you're making a big mistake that might very well get us all killed!
Hazel: listen Holly, I want you to stay here with sliver, bluebell, hawkbit and strawberry. She can help you with your wounded leg. You know them. And it could be dangerous.
Holly: wait! You're bringing pipkin with you? I don't think he'll ever like the efrafra people.
BlackBerry: relax Holly, you worry too much, pipkin will be just fine.
While the gang make it to efrafra,
Dandelion: ~grr~
Dandelion: ugh, how much longer? I'm starving...
Hazel: yeah...me too...
Bigwig: don't worry guys. We'll find something, I hope...
Pipkin noticed some bluebottles
Pipkin: Hazel! I found some bluebottles!
When Hazel tired the bluebottles, eh was in heaven. He told the gang to have some before their continuation to efrafra. Something mysterious appeared and swiped pipkin away.
BlackBerry: um...where's pipkin?
Everyone staring at dandelion.
Dandelion: what are you talking about? He was right there! Next to me! You can't believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it-
Dandelion gets swooped
Hazel, fiver, bigwig and blackberry screamed
Bigwig: IM NOT LIKING THIS!!
As they turn around, blackberry gets swooped
Hazel: RUN FASTER!
He reached a dead end and made it out.
Hazel: wow! We did it! Guys?
The moment Hazel turned his head around, bigwig and fiver were not there.
Hazel: ha! Very funny bigwig! This is literally not a joke...
His heart was beating fast as he got more scared.
Hazel: where are you guys?
Hazle turned his head and swooped and screamed at the same time.
The minute he opened his eyes, he was already in efrafra, along with the others.
Hazel noticed bigwig and bonked his head
Bigwig: ow! Are you crazy you piece of-!!
Hazel: not a funny joke!
Captain 1: oy! Come up big guy. The general wants to talk to you.
BlackBerry: BIGWIG! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Bigwig: I- well I-
Bigwig: well at least I'm not the only one-
Captain 1: and being your friends with you...
BlackBerry: I SO FUCKING HATE YOU BIGIWG!!!
YOU ARE READING
Watership down: a horror story
HorrorHazel and his friends must survive the danger in London, but when they see a new Warren, things get worse (Warning: strong language, NSFW, cartoon violence, sexual themes and flashing lights)