Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 8

(Warning: strong language and lots of cartoon violence)

Bigwig woke up and prepared himself for his fasting the next morning
He got ready and went outside but is surrounded by campion
Campion: hey big guy! Where are you going?
Bigwig: um...I was going to the training session, but now, will you excuse me-
Campion: absolutely not!
Campion: we got something for you.
Bigwig: for me? Like a present?
Campion: more than a present...it's something very...special
Bigwig: special present...okay.
Bigwig: but can we make this quick? Because I don't want to be late-
Orchis: we don't care!
Orchis: I mean-
Orchis: we don't care if you're late.
Orchis: I mean unless you want to suffer the consequences, that's fine with us.
Bigwig: but what? Drinking your blood and all of that from last night?
Bigwig: EEEWWW!
Bigwig: but...I really love to go. So...goodbye-
Vervain and orchis grabbed his arm
Vervain: where do you think you're going?
Bigwig: hey! Let me go!
Campion: oh yeah. About that special present...
Campion starts beating up bigwig!
Bigwig: you call this a special present?! Ow! Fuck!
Blackavar watches them
Campion: wait till I see how special this present is you Nig-
Vervain: DONT!
Vervain: you know the rule. Do not use the "bad" word!
Campion: ...
Campion: fine. Go!
Bigwig left and ran away from them
Blackavar: ...
He noticed the others were there
Dandelion: you're here! And you're late.
BlackBerry: again...
Bigwig: sorry guys...
Fiver: woah, what happened to you?
Bigwig: I got beaten up by one of the captains...
All: WHAT?!
BlackBerry: yep. You're dead.
Hazel: then you should rest. Take a break. You look injured.
Bigwig: yeah. I guess you're right...
A few minutes later, bigwig was feeling better was about to start his training until he found a suspicious smell.
Bigwig: did you smell that?
Dandelion: why are you looking at me?! I didn't do it!
Bigwig: ...
Bigwig: dandelion? I don't think it was you...
Bigwig started walking backwards and ran to a balcony and threw up
Hazel: BIGWIG
The rest comforted him and blackavar snickered
Blackavar: that's so good
Campion: I don't think that's a good idea. What if the general notices?
Blackavar: silence! I'll handle this myself.
Fiver: are you okay bigwig?
Bigwig: yeah, I'm fine.
Bigwig: wow. I feel so much better
Blackberry: what? After you vomited? How can that make you feel better?
Bigwig: some people need to vomit in order to feel better. It's the reverse BlackBerry. Reverse...
Ever since then, bigwig kept getting pranked by blackavar pranks; not even general woundwort notices his pranks at all.
Bigwig: ugh...
Hyzenthlay: bigwig! Are you okay?
Bigwig: yeah...I'm fine...
Hyzenthlay: tell me this is blackavars doing.
Bigwig: I've seen his face a lot.
Hyzenthlay: you know what? How about we tell the general?
Bigwig: what? Are you crazy? He can't know this! He might kill me!
Hyzenthlay: the general will understand.
Bigwig: okay. Why?
Hyzenthlay: you'll never know if he's changed or not...
Back at the does, nettle starts singing
Thethutinnang: would you cut it out?! You don't want the general to see you!
Nettle: I-I'm just humming.
Thethutinnang: humming is the same thing as singing you-
Nettle: no. Humming is like singing without your mouth opening
Thethutinnang: that's the same thing nelthilta!!!
Nettle: I'm not listening to her...
Nettle kept singing until the general hears it
General woundwort: WHAT?! SINGING?! Singing is forbidden in efrafra!!!
Vilthrill: oh no...
Vilthrill: guys! The general is coming!
The does go back to their places as he enters but nettle stills hums
General woundwort: ENOUGH!
The does: 😰
General woundwort: who ever was singing will have to face punishment from me!
Nettle: sorry sir...it was me...
All does: *gasps*
General woundwort: is that so? Come here young lady!
He grabbed her arm tightly
Nettle: let go of me! Ugh!
General woundwort: oh. I already have!!
The general lets her go
Nettle: ow!
Fiver: huh? What's going on?
Bigwig: I don't know.
Hyzenthlay: oh no...nettle.
Dandelion: is that the general?!
Nettle: I'm so sorry sir! Please! Please don't hurt me!
Hazel: what's going on?
General woundwort: oh I'll hurt you as long as you die!
Fiver: die?
General woundwort brought our a knife
BlackBerry: no! He's gonna kill her!
Bigwig: will you be quiet?!
Nettle: you're not gonna cut my head off will you?
General woundwort: it's worse than that nettle...
Hyzenthlay: oh no...
The general stabbed nettle and cut her body open
Nettle: Aaaaaah!
Fiver: OH MY GOD!
General ripped her organs
Hazel: oh man...I think I'm gonna sick...
BlackBerry: I can't watch!
Bigwig: good thing pipkin wasn't here.
General woundwort ripped her heart and sliced it in half
Hazel: oh man...
Hazel: he...betrayed all of us?
Bigwig was starting to get mad at Hazel
All the does were very scared. They whimper and sobbed silently for nettle.
General woundwort: and if any of you sing, you're next!
Fiver: I have a bad feeling about this place...