Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 10

(Warning: strong language and NSFW)

Hazel: oh my god! We're so close
Hyzenthlay: but we're near...
The trio found a shortcut back
Hazel: so this is it? We just go through there?
Hyzenthlay: yep. Most of the bucks take breaks. So they like to exit through that door.
Hazel: so the handsome idiot made us exit us back?
Bigwig: OH SO IM A IDOT?!
Hazel: ah yah shhh
Bigwig: no! Not shhh!
Hyzenthlay: the general wants us found Hazel. It's the only way. But those guards aren't so easy to be distracted. The only way to get in is for us to be sneaky. Someone would have to be smart enough to enter.
Hazel: we don't have BlackBerry with us.
Hyzenthlay: but what would you do if you were him?
Hazel: ...
Hazel: I have to go in.
Bigwig: oh really! And how are you gonna do that? Those guys hate me!
Hyzenthlay: they also hate you but they don't realize that.
Bigwig: they're going to beat this shit out of my ass by the time they see me!
Hazel: ohh! Will you guys listen?!
Hazel: those guys are gonna see us when we enter. But luckily, we are a team-
Bigwig: OH! So we're a team now!
Bigwig: sorry Hazel I can't. I'm not gonna do it. Nope. No way. Nuh uh. Not in my life. Not in a million years! I might've just die and I don't even wanna see your fucking face ever again!
Bigwig: oh look! I have a cough!
Bigwig coughs in a fake way
Hazel: you can make us great ideas
Bigwig: ...
Bigwig: go on
Hyzenthlay: not me. They might think I'm a prisoner and I might be sent to the does.
Hazel: you're the first die as a captain. Who would they know if you know them?
Hyzenthlay: ...
Hyzenthlay: go on...
Hazel: and what ever we do, don't let the general see you.
Bigwig and Hyzenthlay: got it!
The three started forming a plan
Hyzenthlay: hey gentlemen
Captain 2: what are you doing here at this hour?
Hyzenthlay: general woundwort told me about checking the weather.
Captain 1: huh? The weather? Is this some kind of a shitty joke you're giving us?!
Hyzenthlay: no.
Bigwig and Hazel sneakily went inside
Hyzenthlay: oh! I forgot something. It's a bit cold. I should go.
Captain 1: we'll see ya tomorrow then haze.
Hyzenthlay: you too!
Hyzenthlay: okay! That's it.
Hazel: great. Let's go
Hyzenthlay: is the coast clear?
Bigwig: yeah. Most likely
Hazel: now let's be careful.
General Woundwort turns on the lights which made the trip yelp
Hzenthlay: oh sir...nice to meet you again
General Woundwort: what were you thinking?
Hazel: we...we...
General Woundwort: I knew it! You left us!
Orchis: why?! So you can kill my brother by a train in front of us?!
Bigwig: no. It was Mr hazel who did it!
Hazel: but I...
General Woundwort: that's enough.
General Woundwort: so you made them escape, Did you not Hazel?
Hazel: yes. Yes I did...I didn't want him to be...captain...
All: *gasps*
Campion: oh fuck you!
General Woundwort: campion! Let me handle them.
Campion: of course sir
General woundwort: also. Watch the language.
Campion: sorry sir.
General Woundwort: alright you three...let's make a deal shall we?
Hyzenthlay: and why would we do that?
General Woundwort: because you all piss me off.
General Woundwort: and so does the does.
Bigwig: oh yeah? You and your bull shit captains will have to pay from me-
General Woundwort: I'm the general! Deal with it you two! And especially you!
General Woundwort: bigwig, restart
Bigwig: restart?! But I just became one!
General Woundwort: no you did not! Restart tomorrow morning!
General Woundwort: and for all of you! New rule!
General Woundwort: anyone, and I mean anyone ever leaves efrafa, will be dealing with me or be executed! Anyone who enters, will stay in efrafra until you're dead.
Hazel: but you can't! We can't stay here forever-
General Woundwort: A CONTRACT IS A CONTRACT IS A CONTRACT!
General Woundwort: the people I call out HAZEL RAH! FIVER RAH! BLACKBERRY! DANDELION! HYZENTHLAY! ORCHIS! CAMPION! BLACKAVAR, THE DOES, THE BUCKS AND BIGWIG WILL STAY ON EFRAFRA AND BIGWIG WILL BE OUR CAPTAIN TOMORROW MORNING!!
General Woundwort: or to the execution chamber you all shall go!!!!!
Fiver: no!
Fiver woke up from a nightmare
Fiver: oh yeah...
Fiver: it's just a nightmare.
Fiver looked at a poster for the captains tryouts
Fiver: it wasn't a nightmare...
Fiver: hmm...I should get going
Fiver: okay you can do this...you can do this...
Fiver: Hazel Rah? Handle the situation at the training session will you?
General woundwort enters
General woundwort: the only thing I need to check here is a master of all of these methods men...
Fiver: uh...I'm sorry...who are you?
General woundwort: woundwort...general woundwort. Leader of all of efrafra. You saw me with the others. And you?
Fiver: fiver rah. Brother of Hazel rah, England's agent and I'm in charge of this project.
Fiver: wait a minute...this isn't a badge, this is just a rusty credit card. You're a fake!
General woundwort: so what? we tangerine people aren't brown? Care to think that Europe is just a country of color isn't it?
Fiver: uh sir? Brunettes are brown not tangerines, and England is a part of Europe too.
General woundwort: ha. Yeah right...and Italy, Spain, and France too, *snatches fivers new air pod* come on...
Fiver: hey! That's mine! Give it back! You have your own!
General woundwort: negative. Mine was sold to a local agent
Fiver: give it back!
Fiver: give me my air pods back and...
Fiver noticed bigwig and Hazel at the training session.
Hazel and bigwig were racing to the finish line
Bigwig: I'll beat your ass after this!
Hazel: nope. I don't think so!
When they made the final jump, bigwig finally made it to the bottom floor, hazel was tangled in rope.
Bigwig: well?
Hazel: I admit it...
Hazel: I guess you win...
He fell and untangled
Bigwig starts laughing
Hazel saw a vision of bigwig changing to his previous life.
Hazel shook his head and his eyes turned red to brown.
Hazel: uh bigwig? Your eyes are-
Bigwig: what about them?
Hazel: they're red as ever
Bigwig: oh thanks Hazel. I gotta go.
Hazel: ...
Dandelion: Hazel? You okay?
Hazel: guys...I think bigwig is changed!
Bigwig accidentally bumps into the general
Bigwig: sorry sir. Good morning!
General woundwort: good morning to you too.
General woundwort: what?
General woundwort: his eyes...they're brown...
General woundwort: *gasp* no!
General woundwort: it can't be...
As bigwig got outside he was the next person in line for getting stamps
Bigwig: oh yeah. This is gonna be so good!
Campion: excuse me? You're in our spot!
Bigwig: I'm sorry.
He stepped back and came orchis
Orchis: dude! You're in front of me! Get to the end!
Bigwig: I'm so sorry. I was trying to-
Orchis growls at him which made him go back to the end
Bigwig: oh great...
Bigwig: what else can make this worse?
Blackavar: watch out bigwig! I'm going to be watching you no matter what! Now move over to the end will you?
Bigwig: bitch! No fair!
Blackavar: it is totally fairly fair!
Bigwig: 💢
A few minutes later
Bigwig: *groans*
Bigwig: I can't take this anymore! You know so what?! I'm out!
Hyzenthlay: aaah!
Orchis: alright let's go doe!
Hyzenthlay: will you let go of me?!
Orchis: alright!
Campion: alright thilayli! She's ready!
Bigwig: I'll be there!
Bigwig: ugh...forgive me Hyzenthlay...
Bigwig: why hello doe...
Orchis: oh my god...
Bigwig enters
Bigwig: 😏 what up babe?
Hyzenthlay: 😳 oh my gosh! He's so hot! He's so hot!!!
Bigwig: alright haze. Are you ready?
Hyzenthlay: um for what?!
Bigwig: *kisses her hungrily*
Hyzenthlay: what was that for?!
Bigwig: my you look hot today...
Hyzenthlay: *sweats*
Hyzenthlay: oh...why...thank you
Bigwig and Hyzenthlay: *kisses each other's lips sexually*
Campion and orchis: ...
Orchis: HELLO?! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A EXECUTION NOT A DATE!!!
Campion: please! Put that away! Ooh! Barf! That's-ew!
Orchis: stop! Will you- oh you did it! Why thilayli Why?! Why thilayli Why?!
Fiver: so where are you taking me?
General woundwort: we're not going anywhere. We'll be watching- OH MY GOD!!
All: *noticed Hyzenthlay and bigwig*
Fiver: what the heck am I looking at?
General woundwort: you're look at something you shouldn't be seeing at this type of age...
Fiver: we're not that kind of people, are we?
General woundwort: uh...yeah. Let's go...
Fiver: do you know how many people do that type of stuff?
General woundwort: lots...
Fiver: I mean what is it with this whole violence thing? It's not that big deal but why? Why just use it to execute does and bucks with innocent heart?You have the kill instead of the brain.
General woundwort: what?
Fiver: I mean why? Would a sandleford like me do that? No! Would you do those kills everyone hates? No!
General woundwort: 😠
General woundwort: *slaps fiver in the cheek hard and painfully*
Fiver: OW!
General woundwort: never say that to your general again...
Fiver: 🥺
General woundwort: and don't even think about it. We're bucks! We don't burst into tears over nothing... *leaves*
Fiver: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Later fiver in tears noticed Hazel, dandelion and blackberry.
BlackBerry: oh no. Fiver.
Hazel: you alright?
Fiver: no! The general hurt my feelings...
Dandelion: what? Him?!
Hazel: oh fiver. I'm so sorry that happened.
Fiver: it's okay...
Hazel starts hugging his brother.
Fiver: thank Hazel.
Bigwig: *felt dizzy as he walked*
Bigwig: oh Hazel! You gotta help me!
Bigwig: blackavar and his friends are obsessed with me!!
Dandelion: so?
Bigwig: he's gonna take over my life!
Bigwig: ~grrr~
Bigwig: and it's all because of this fasting thing!
Hazel: we have to find a way to get you out of the fasting challenge bigwig!
Bigwig: yeah! But that's not gonna be easy with it, Mr murder!
Hazel: hey! You're still bringing that up?!
Dandelion: hey! When you were outside, me and fiver decided to do something funny!
Fiver: let us handle this.
Cuts to a scene of general woundwort noticed a bunched of cute rabbits:
General woundwort: aww you guys are so-
Dandelion: hiya! What have you done to bigwig?!
Fiver: cancel the fasting you rodent!
Cuts to the present:
Bigwig: ...
Bigwig: we are not doing that...
Fiver: yeah, I suppose we don't do that idea.
Dandelion: so true.
Fiver: oh! What about winner winner chicken dinner!
Dandelion: YES!
Cuts to a scene with general woundwort:
General woundwort: huh?
Dandelion: give my buddy back!
Fiver: hire someone else you rodent!
Cuts to the present:
Bigwig: uh...you're kidding?
Fiver: okay. You don't like that idea? Fine. We'll come up with something else.
Dandelion: oh! What about the scare crush?
Fiver: YES!
Cuts to a scene of general woundwort standing:
General woundwort: ?
General woundwort shrugs and realize nothing was going to happen.
All the general did was that he went back to his burrow
BlackBerry: ugh! Where is this going?-
Dandelion: shh! Don't interrupt!
Back to the scene:
The general gets skin cream on his face and lies down on his bed listening to music

Dandelion and fiver sneaked to his burrow which made him scream
General woundwort: Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Cuts to the present:
Dandelion: well?
Bigwig: not gonna happen! N O!!
Fiver: okay! Mr Albert Einstein Do you want to get out of this fasting or not?
Blackberry: AH! What's wrong with you?!
Fiver: what's wrong with you?!
Dandelion: we just gave you three brilliant ideas! How could you not like them!
Dandelion, fiver, blackberry and bigwig: *argues*
Hazel wasn't deciding on what to do
Hazel: how can we make him get out?
Hazel: 💡
Hazel taps his foot for their attention
Hazel: well...I hate saying it...but I think I like their plan.
Fiver: finally! Thank you!
BlackBerry: they're gonna do it alright....
Later in the afternoon
Bigwig: ~growl~
Bigwig: I can't take it anymore!
Then he found Hyzenthlay
Bigwig: oh. Hey Hyzenthlay. Have you ever thought of an idea that would help get me out of fasting?
Hyzenthlay: ...
Hyzenthlay: um...my answer is no...
Bigwig: shit!
Hyzenthlay: due to the general orders, it has to be due until sunset.
Hyzenthlay: unless...I can try to help you.
Bigwig: really? Fantastic!
Hyzenthlay: on one condition.
Bigwig: what is it?
Hyzenthlay: this could lead to your execution. Don't tell anyone
Bigwig: I promise I will never tell a soul.
Later
General woundwort: oh, there will never be a way out of fasting. It's the against the fucking rules!
Bigwig: well fuck those rules!
General woundwort: fine! Go out!
Bigwig: FINE! I will!
It's close to sunset and poor bigwig is still hungry
Bigwig: huh?
Bigwig: Hazel? What are you guys doing?
Hazel: we're planning to escape efrafra the day after tomorrow.
Bigwig: we are? But why?
Fiver: we did the scare crush by woundwort ended up beating us up
Dandelion: and it was...painful.
BlackBerry: you see, I told you! I told you that scare crush was a bad idea!
Hazel: uh oh. It's past sunset! Bigwig! You gotta be there before it gets dark!
Until the sky got dark
BlackBerry: and the sky now dark...
Bigwig: your right. I should go.
Bigwig is at the burrow all changed and ready
Bigwig: this is it. You can do it.
His little mini AirPod calls bigwig
Bigwig: you trained for this bigwig, you got this.
Bigwig: HOLA BITCH! Cómo estás mi amigo?
General woundwort: uh...
Bigwig: sir, I'm so sorry I'm late. I'll go downstairs-
General woundwort: that's enough bigwig, I decided to cancel your fasting.
Bigwig: well that's a terrible sign for me-
General woundwort: what?!
General woundwort: you lied to me?! MOTHERFUCKER!!!
General woundwort: well thayalli, due to your secret identification revealed, I decided to fire you. You're useless anyways! You are not welcome to visit me to my office. I knew you would get in trouble! I saw you kissing my does! You should be an ashamed of yourself! You're a danger to our Warren! Go back to where you come from you bitch!
Bigwig: ...
Bigwig: what have I done?
Bigwig: *starts crying as he covered his face with his hands*