Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 2

(Warning: strong language and cartoon violence)

As soon as they made it to the chief rabbit's burrow, Hazel figured out the code to open the door while a strong rabbit named bigwig came up
Bigwig: hey Hazel...
He slams the door which shuts the door closed
Hazel: wha?
Bigwig: it is Hazel isn't it?
Hazel: why it is.
Bigwig: maybe I could find a long rope and strangle your neck up! How does that sound?
Hazel: that would kill me twice.
Bigwig: whatever Hazel brat!
Fiver: um...what is going on?
Bigwig: listen kid, your brother and I had a difficult relationship. It didn't turn out well. Oh shit! I forgot to ask you, what are you doing here?
Hazel: we are here to see the chief rabbit.
Bigwig: "we?" You mean he wants to see him?
Fiver: 😓 just work on your grammar man...
Captain Holly came in
Holly: bigwig. What do they want?
Bigwig: they want to see the chief rabbit.
Bigwig: and I'm taking them-
Holly grabbed his arm
Holly: not so fast.
Bigwig: Holly! What gives?
Holly: bigwig. When have I ever asked you to see the chief rabbit before?
Bigwig grumbles and takes a deep breath
Bigwig: alright fine! Ill take these bitches... come on. Let's go.
Hazel, fiver and bigwig went inside of the chief rabbit's burrow.
Bigwig: excuse me sir, these two have asked to see you.
The threarah: oh, is that so? Bigwig, you may leave now.
Bigwig grabbed Hazel's shirt
Bigwig: you better listen to me right now Hazel brat. You better make this quick before you and your brother's dicks are next!
Bigwig let go of his shirt and started to walk away
The threarah: so, bigwig is full of a strict parent with attitude, isn't he?
Fiver turns his head while bigwig angrily looks at him
Fiver: uh...yeah...yes he is...
Fiver nervously turns his head back to the chief rabbit
The threarah: may I help you?
Hazel: my little brother and said there's bad danger coming to this Warren.
The threarah: danger? What kind of danger exactly?
Hazel: I don't know.  He said we have to leave now with the whole Warren with us.
The threarah: the whole Warren? In the mating season? Perhaps we shall talk about this later in the summer...
Fiver: summer? We can't wait!
The threarah: it had been good for you to come, Hazel.
Hazel and fiver came out of the burrow sadly
The threarah: bigwig?
He ignored him until...
The Threarah: BIGWIG!!!
Bigwig hesitated but entered the burrow
Bigwig: y-yes sir?
The threarah: what was that all about?
Bigwig: well...uh...you see sir...
The threarah: BIGWIG! Your duty as an officer is to protect his burrow.
Bigwig: yes sir
The threarah: keep an eye on what they're doing.
Bigwig nodded with pride

A few minutes later, fiver and hazel were about to leave until a smart rabbit jump scared the both of them.
Fiver: dandelion?
BlackBerry: what? No! I'm blackberry.
He dusts himself off and puts on his glasses.
Hazel: um...since when do you wear glasses?
BlackBerry: my vision couldn't see well...
BlackBerry: Ay! I heard dandelion told me about you leaving the Warren.
Hazel: WHAT?!
BlackBerry: if that's okay with you, I would like to join too.
Violet: we would like to come over to help you, Hazel.
Dandelion: eh, I would not like the look of things but oh well...
Hazel: oh dandelion, you caused this...for me?
Dandelion: what else would I do?
Fiver: we should get going, bigwig, captain Holly, or toadflax might be following us.
Hazel: the sooner we're off the better.

As they made it to a forest...
Bigwig: HAZEL BRAT!!!
Hazel: oh no...
Bigwig was chasing them but fell in a rock
Hazel: bigwig?!
Bigwig: What the fuck are you doing here?!
Hazel: and why do you look so handsome?!
Violet: 😳🥰
Dandelion: ay, bigwig, remove the curl in your hair, it's making you look like a bitch, and you're bringing in these type of bitches like Violet for example!
Bigwig: after what the chief rabbit did to my shitty hair and Holly's?!
Pipkin: I think you look cool.
Bigwig: really?
Pipkin: yeah.
Hazel: anyways, let's go.
The men have gathered a meeting except Violet because she had to pick up food for the men.
BlackBerry: so why are we leaving anyways?
Fiver: I had a vision that something terrible is going to sandleford.
Bigwig: exactly, but what does it have to deal with us leaving so soon...
Violet screams loud enough for them to hear
All but Violet: VIOLET!!
The men ran to Violet breathing fasting and seeing a dead badger body lying on the ground.
Violet: it was just killed. I saw blood on his lips...
Hazel: maybe we should get going.
As they kept waking for hours and hours,
Pipkin: are we there yet? I'm tired...
Bigwig: pipkin's right Hazel, they need to rest.
Hazel: hang on. What is that?
Hazel squinted his eyes
A funny look rabbit entered
Cowslip: hello lost friends! Need a place to stay in?
BlackBerry: yes. So badly.
Cowslip: well you're in luck! Follow me to my Warren.
Cowslip: my name is cowslip by the way, come!
Hazel and the others followed him.
Then he heard a loud growl
Cowslip: stop! Did you hear that?
Bigwig: could be my stomach, I'm starving from that toadflax.
Cowslip: no. Not that.
Cowslip heard it again, but louder like it was right next to it until he realized something.
Cowslip: there's a dog on the loose...
After that, a American bull dog jumped out of nowhere and scared everyone.
They ran away from the dog, but it kept running after them.
Hazel: YOU NEVER TOLD US THERE WOULD BE A FUCKING DOG ON THE LOOSE!
Cowslip: and now I did...
Pipkin: 😭 having dogs as our enemies is my nightmare!!!
Bigwig: WHATS THE PLAN NOW HAZEL BRAT?!
Hazel was thinking of a idea until he got one
Hazel: COWSLIP! PLEASE TAKE US TO YOUR WARREN AND LETS ALL PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED!
Cowslip: righty oh.
As they made it to the Warren, bigwig holds the door
Fiver: BIGWIG! WE HAVE TO GO!
Bigwig: oh please kid. No elil can scare me...
As soon as he turned his head to the furious dog, he screamed and hurried inside the Warren door to shut the door.
Violet: I always hated dogs!
Cowslip's Warren was staring at him and the others on what's going on
Cowslip: nothing to see here people.
Then they continued what they were doing
Cowslip: I'll show you around.
The gang got a tour about the Warren
Cowslip noticed pipkin sleeping already
Cowslip: I heard you guys need some sleep. I'll show you where to sleep.
He shows them warm soft beds to sleep on.
Fiver got on a bed and he got comfortable
Fiver: aw yeah! This is the life!
Dandelion yawns before he could sleep
Dandelion: welp, I guess we should get some sleep.
So the gang slept as well
The next day:

The next day Violet was digging a shortcut to wake up the men.
Violet: WAKE UP DUDES!
The men surprisingly woke up
Bigwig: would you ever fucking quiet down?!
Violet: I'm sorry but look! I want to show you something amazing!
She led the way outside the burrow. The men were very curious about this.