Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 6

(Warning: strong language)

Captain 1: and bring the rest with you.
Bigwig felt very sick to his stomach full of butterflies.
Bigwig: why does-
Captain 1: bitch, don't ask. He just wants to welcome you.
As they made it, he realized was the first one to enter before his friends
Bigwig: you guys got the...the!
But realized it's just a statue of a big rabbit
Bigwig: the biggest and the scrawniest rabbit I've ever seen in my life...
???: WHO DARES TO CALL ME THE SCRAWNIEST AND THE BIGGEST RABBIT?!
Bigwig: AHHHH! I'M JUST HERE TO TALK TO YOU WHAT YOU SAID! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Dandelion: what a drama king...
???: I have no choice...
The rabbit entered from a dark hole and the giant rabbit is general woundwort.
Bigwig: 😧
Pipkin: wow...he's huge...
One of the captains pushed him towards to him. He kept being clumsy and fell. Woundwort was very confused
Woundwort: may I help you?
Bigwig: um...my named is bigwig...but you can call me "thyalli" I am from a place where I am not dark like you...unfortunately it's gone.
General woundwort: oh. You mean that sign of the houses far far away? Yeah. I heard. It almost attacked us. And you know what we did?
Bigwig: no what?
General woundwort: WE FUCKED THEM UP!!
General woundwort and the captains laughs
Bigwig chuckles nervously
Bigwig: oh yeah...that. I'm proud of you guys...
General woundwort: YOU SHOULD BE ASSHOLE!
General woundwort: we are one step away from finding ourselves dead in those house sales department for fuck's sake! DONT defend that...
Bigwig: yeah right! I was wondering if I could join your captain group since you have less?
Bigwig: 😁😅
Hazel: what?
Campion spitted water and laughed hard and loud
General woundwort stops campion from laughing
General woundwort: alright...let's make a deal...you can join our captain group if one of your "sandleford friends" die...
Fiver: how does he know us?
Bigwig: ...
Bigwig: fine...deal!
General woundwort: then it's official. Your fasting starts tomorrow...
Bigwig: WHAT? t-tomorrow?
Vervain: only the men do the fasting by the next day, women like does and her do the fasting the following week...
Bigwig: well that's not fair...
Orchis: it's not supposed to be fair.
Orchis: also... I heard the does are getting stones for us to get food.
Bigwig: how is that possible? Stones for food? It doesn't make sense!
General woundwort: it does to us! You don't understand the definition of "fundraiser"
Bigwig: ha. I know a lot of fundraisers since you guys are so poor...
General woundwort: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
Bigwig: nothing...
General woundwort: everyone is waiting for you. Run along...
Bigwig went out and noticed Hazel and keehar
Bigwig: Hazel?! What is he doing here?
Fiver was bandaging his wing so he could fly.
Pipkin: we are curing his wing so he can fly again.
Keehar: thank you, my friends, and for you, fur ball.
Bigwig: my name is bigwig...
Fiver: bigwig, why don't you come over to the does? We already met them.
BlackBerry: and thanks to your curl, you can still attract does...
A few minutes later, two does were talking about the new bucks.
Thethutinnang and nettle noticed one buck: bigwig.
She blushed as she has a crush on him.
Nettle: you like him, do you?
Thethutinnang: what? No no!
Bigwig noticed another rabbit named blackavar.
Blackavar: captains?
Orchis: check.
Blackavar: pranks?
Orchis: check.
Orchis: that's all you need.
Blackavar: perfect, I'll get ready for those sandlefords especially for that funny looking handsome bitch...
Bigwig was nervous about the captains training center.
campion is in a skateboard accidentally pushed bigwig and placed his hands full of dirt in his chest
Blackavar was not happy with him making him dirty
Blackavar: UGH!!
Blackavar: you just ruined my FUCKING EFRAFRAN CAPTAIN BADGE!
Bigwig: I...am...so...sorry!
Blackavar grabbed his shirt so strong
Blackavar: SANDLEFORD! You...ARE...SO!
???: ahem...
Blackavar: ?
???: don't stop on my watch, just pretend I'm a fly on the wall.
Blackavar: going to be our new member of our captains. It's just a badge, I'll clean it. Come on orchis. We must get to the training session. We got lots of practice to do.
Blackavar angrily stares at bigwig, full of frustration
Blackavar: I am so angry right now! I could eat the gayest piece of sugar I could find!
Orchis: but that's protein and fat! It could damage your weight!
Blackavar: I KNOW!!!
Bigwig was saved. But the doe disappeared.
Bigwig: huh? Where did she go?
All bigwig had to do was to follow her.
Bigwig: what could I say?
Bigwig: she saved my life. I have to say something.
Bigwig: yes, no, yes, no, you have to, I can't!
Bigwig: how should I start?
Bigwig does a pose with fixing his hair
Bigwig: ya like jazz?
Bigwig: no that's not it!
As the doe kept getting closer to him, he panicked
Bigwig: speak you fool!
Bigwig: um...hi?
???: WELCOME to efrafra sandleford!
Bigwig: aaa!
???: I'm Hyzenthlay
Hyzenthlay: nice to meet you- oh my frith! You have a terrible oura! Let me clean it up.
She brought out a stick and slapped bigwig
Bigwig: ow! What the hell was that for?!
Hyzenthlay: there. All better.
Bigwig: wait, were you the doe that saw me get punched in the face by that buck? Thank you so much.
Hyzenthlay: technically, you were not punched. You were about to, but I stopped it, and yes. I do like jazz
Bigwig: I knew that would be embarrassing...
Then he heard Hazel saying his name
Bigwig: I should get going.
As he walked, he tripped
Bigwig: don't worry. I'm okay!
Meanwhile, Hazel was waiting for bigwig.
Fiver: what's taking him so long?
Dandelion: patience fiver, friends are frith's way of apologizing to us for our families.
The gang was staring at him like they didn't get it.
Then they heard a scream from bigwig through an echo
Hazel: bigwig?! What happened?
Bigwig: I can't believe...I talked to a doe! Oh! That was so embarrassing!!!
Dandelion: did she saw your curl?
Bigwig: 😑
Bigwig: you said every doe can get attracted to my curl!!
BlackBerry: oh yeah...I did say that...
Bigwig noticed tow does who were giggling and blushing at him which made him stare at them and walk away
The general jump scares bigwig
Bigwig: HOW MANY PEOPLE KEEP SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME!
General woundwort: ...
General woundwort: okay...
General woundwort: I'm here because
General woundwort: I was wondering if you guys would like to join our training session together. My team is waiting for you.
BlackBerry: so, how easy is the training session?
General woundwort: it's a bit hard for grown ups like you guys but it is easy for a kitten like...hmm. I don't think we have any kittens around here.
Pipkin: hey, I'm a kitten
All: lucky...
As they made it, the training session was huge
Blackavar: oh look, it's the funny looking handsome bitch...
Hyzenthlay: you mean bigwig?
Orchis: oh, so that's his name.
Vervain: aww they even have a kitten. He's cute!
Campion bonked his brothers head
Vervain: ow! What was that for?!
Campion: we're supposed to defeat them remember?
Vervain: right...
General woundwort: people! Let the session begin!
Captain 2: first off, blackavar versus pipkin.
Pipkin: oof. I don't think I can do this.
Bigwig: listen pipkin, you must beat blackavar for me. You're the fastest runner. Got it?
Pipkin nodded.
When pipkin and blackavar make to the starting line
General woundwort: blackavar and kitten-
Pipkin: my name is pipkin...
General woundwort: oh my god! I'm so sorry.
General woundwort: like what I said. *ahem*
General woundwort: blackavar and pipkin. Thank you for telling me your name. You must run for 3 laps!
Blackavar: 3?!
Pipkin: easy!
As the general blew out the gun and shot in the air, pipkin was running fast and made it to three
Poor blackavar was still standing
Pipkin: I Win!
Everyone was surprised even the general and blackavar
General woundwort: wow. What a fast kitten. You must have...a lot of energy.
General: we have a winner.
Hazels team cheered for pipkin while the efrafrans did not expect Hyzenthlay and vervain
Vervain: I wish i was born with a superpower
General woundwort: next session all of you huyes except pipkin and Hyzenthlay will run for 4 laps
All males: FOUR?!
General woundwort: begin!
He shot the gun and everyone started running
General woundwort: keep it together folks!
Bigwig: ooh general! I can't do it anymore!
General woundwort: there's no stopping this session sire! Now keep going! You only have one more left!
Hazel: come on bigwig! You can do this!
Bigwig trusted Hazel and did the final lap
After the final lap, he was exhausted
BlackBerry: you did it bigwig! You finished the last lap!
Bigwig felt dizzy and sick
General woundwort: congratulations rabbits. You completed your first session-
Poor bigwig felt nauseous and vomited on the wrong spot
General woundwort: 😳
General woundwort: 😑 you puked on my dinner...
Later after the session, Hazel realized that they were too distracted to his plan
Hazel: oh no...
Dandelion: what?
Hazel: we forgot about the does
All: *groans at hazel*
Bigwig: come on Hazel! You brought us here just for us to forget it?! SHIT!
Fiver: 💡
Fiver: hey maybe we can help the does with the stones.
Hazel: good idea hillaroo
Bigwig: I'm still not getting the stones thing!
Blackavar: I got an idea...follow me campion
Campion: okay?
While outside, blackavar and campion were setting up a prank for pipkin
Campion: blackavar are you sure you wanna do this? Right after what happened at the training session?
Blackavar: relax, I'm gonna kill the kitten for him and when he becomes captain, I will get my revenge to blame him over every mess I make to execute him.
Campion: here they come! What should we do?!
Blackavar: relax! Just follow my lead...