Watership down: a horror story

Chapter 7

(Warning: strong language and cartoon violence)

Pipkin: I'm bored
Dandelion: you know what? How about a story?
Pipkin: oh yeah. Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!
Dandelion: okay pipkin...
Dandelion: after the whole transformation of el-ahrairah, he meets someone named rabscuttle
Rabscuttle: your majesty.
El-ahrairah: oh. What are you supposed to be?
Rabscuttle: my name is rabscuttle my friend. You should come over. There are so many poor rabbits.
El-ahrairah: poor?
The both went to his burrow and noticed poor rabbits
Rabscuttle: rainbow! He's here's
Prince rainbow: oh it's finally time since you came
El-ahrairah: what happened?
Prince rainbow: well since the animals were transformed into different kinds, they killed our beloved friends and family and ate all of our food!
Rabscuttle: that's why I came to you. You're our only hope.
El-ahrairah: okay, what can I do to help you guys?
Hufsa: you have to get us more food in order to feed us.
El-ahrairah: I can try.
Dandelion: so he ran off and tried to find food but there wasn't any
Yona the hedgehog: looking for something?
El- ahraiah: well yeah. Thank you
Then they heard a growl
Yona the hedgehog: wh-what was that?
El-ahrairah: oh no...it's a wolf! Uh...
Yona the hedgehog: Yona, Yona the hedgehog.
El-ahrairah: good. Lets run!
They both run from the sounds of the wolf until the wolf comes in to scare them
Rowsby wolf: nice try rabbit!
El-ahraiah: I'm not scared of you!
Rowsby wolf: you better!
El-ahraiah, Yona the hedgehog and Rowsby wolf kept running
Rowsby wolf: you can't run from me you IDOIT!
Pipkin: what?! He said that?
Dandelion: yep. Thats when we start saying those words.
Dandelion: as soon as they made out, Rowsby wolf surrendered
Rowsby wolf: Dang it!
El-ahraiah and Yona the hedgehog arrived to rabscuttle and Prince rainbow
Rabscuttle: you're back!
Prince rainbow: not bad! You Brought it all
El-ahraiah: well it was a challenge but we make it as a team.
Yona: we sure do.
Dandelion: and so, el- ahraiah and his friends share the food with the poor rabbits and everyone else is feeling better from starvation
Dandelion: the end
Fiver: hey! We're just in time!
Hazel and the gang were picking up stones for the does and bucks
Dandelion: hey what are we doing here again?
Everyone groaned
BlackBerry: dandelion...
BlackBerry: we are picking up stones for the does, so that way, the general would think the does pick up THAT MUCH ROCK OF THEM GET MORE FOOD!!!
bigwig: then again, this job doesn't make sense.
Pipkin: my hands are full, and I can't carry that much rocks
Bigwig: oh my.
Bigwig: no wonder he hates kittens.
Bigwig was helping him in a bucket to put all the rocks
Pipkin: thanks bigwig.
Pipkin kept doing his job until he smelled smoke
Hazel: is that? Smoke?
Pipkin started coughing
Hazel: pipkin! Kid. You okay?
Pipkin: yeah...I don't have strong immune system...*coughs*
Fiver: smoke...it's coming from that place.
Pipkin noticed a bomb was on top
Pipkin: hmmm
Pipkin: Hazel? What's that?
Bigwig: oh my god! Pipkin don't freak out. But try to get out
Pipkin: what are you talking about? I'm fine.
Pipkin: Hazel? What happens if I get out my hands and a bomb landed on me?
Hazel: uh...
Bigwig: Hazel...you're not planning on killing him are you?
Hazel: well...try
Pipkin: AM I GONNA DIE?!
Hazel: no no you're not gonna die. We just wanna make sure you're safe.
Fiver: I...I don't know Hazel. What if it's a prank that could *imitates death* him?
Hazel: relax guys. He won't. Just do it and if it's about to explode, try to get rid of it.
Pipkin let his hands out
Blackavar: now!
Campion cuts the rope and the bomb with a spark landed on his hands
Hazel: pipkin?
Pipkin: hmmm Hazel. You're right. This isn't so bad-
Pipkin exploded himself to death!
His blood was splattered all over the place
All especially blackavar and campion: *screams at the corpse and ran away with the stones*
Meanwhile at the Warren, strawberry was sewing Holly's leg
Strawberry: why didn't you want to go back to efrafra?
Holly: because Hazel won't let me
Holly: if I were in efrafra, I would have been killed for good...
Bluebell: yeah...I hope they're okay...
While back at efrafra, fiver started crying
Fiver: he was my best friend! I always have to take care of him like a little brother!
Fiver: 😭😭😭😭
Bigwig: I know kiddo. I know.
Hazel felt guilty after what happened to pipkin
Bigwig: oh Hazel. You said that letting his hands out would be safe!
Bigwig: and look what you did! YOU FUCKED HIM!
Hazel: what?! No I didn't!!
Bigwig: first of all! You killed Violet, then you brought us here! An now! You killed our only kitten!!!
Hazel: 🥺
Bigwig: I knew it! Once I tell the general of what you did, he-
General woundwort: I what?
Bigwig: he...he wouldn't mind.
General woundwort: well looks like the gangs all back together.
General woundwort: wait...where's pipkin?
They all felt sad and didn't want to talk about it.
General woundwort: oh no. My little champion...I'm so sorry for your loss and your pain...
General woundwort: but one of my captains orchis found the body and he...he just buried him
General woundwort: I was think about planning for a assembly and a funeral for you guys
Fiver: really? Oh man. Thank you! *hugs general woundwort*
General woundwort: !!!
Fiver: meet you there?
General woundwort: yeah...see you soon...
After the hug of fiver, that changed everything
At the assembly, the general made an announcement
General woundwort: people of efrafra, we are here to gather around to celebrate the death of sandleford's youngest member: pipkin
All: awww
General woundwort: I know it's sad. But he's with our ancestors. Hoping that they'll welcome him in heaven.
General woundwort: now let us say our goodbye to pipkin
Everyone picked up non-edible blue bottles and placed them gently to his grave
All: goodbye pipkin...
Hazel bumped into Hyzenthlay
Hyzenthlay: oh bigwig. Are those your friends?
Bigwig: yeah. Of course
Hyzenthlay: listen I'm very sorry about this pipkin. But he looked very cute
Fiver: oh yeah...he really did...
While at the feast, the rabbits started to eat the food
The general made a announcement
General woundwort: we have gathered around for new captains that will fast tomorrow.
Hazel was not excited from the news
General woundwort: being captain is hard, but the fasting is the test of being a captain. Dealing with the gut isn't so easy. The number one rule is to survive the hunger inside you.
General woundwort: at 6 pm in the afternoon, you may eat.
Hazel: *to fiver* what kind of a general does that?
General woundwort: and if you fail as being captain or make one mistake! You will she to do it all over again, or worse, bring him here...
One buck brought out a very scared poor buck here. The general brought out a knife and sliced his head off!
All its blood was splattered all over their faces and everywhere
Fiver: AAAAAAAAH
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
General woundwort: that would be your consequence...
He was sucking up the blood with a needle
Fiver and bigwig: 🤢
The blood was now turned into a mix of wine and drinks it
All: EEWWWW!
General woundwort: now. Let the feast begin shall we?
Hazel and fiver were kept shocked
Fiver: I knew there was something wrong about this place...
A doe named Thethutinnang was watching all of the crowd
Thethutinnang: oh my gosh
General woundwort: and you sir! You get some rest. You'll be prepared for tomorrow...