new Orleans. 🍎📻

a new wedding planer

Lucifer POV

Alastor has been my fawn for a week. He is going to kill me, but I am happier, and we need to find a new wedding planner. My brothers have been here for a week, making sure I am alive. I changed him back, and he looked pissed.

I teleport out of the room to the hotel. Charlie, Husk, Angel, Cherry for some reason, and Nifty are up the wall killing bugs. My brothers are sitting at the table.

"It's alive," Raphael said.

"Funny," I said, getting coffee. Alastor sits down, and his hand is around my throat. I blush a little and regain my composure.

"Don't turn me into a fawn again," he said.

"You gave me the okay," I said, touching his ears. He let go and gave me a kiss on the forehead.

"Why is Cherry here?" I asked.

"Well, I was at a party and took way too many drugs, drank too much, and I woke up in a bed with six people. Hit my rock bottom," she said.

"Been there," I mumbled, only it was five sins—a penguin joke.

"Dad, no," Charlie said.

"Did I say that out loud?" I asked.
"Yes," Charlie said.

"It was a billion years ago. I've changed," I said. 
"We all did," Michael said. 
"I miss the old days," Ureal said. 
"Not me," Raphael said. 
"Before Earth, we were out of control," Gabriel said. 
"We were not," I said. 
"Jesus Christ, Saint Peter. The moon. The planet Rolen," Michael said. 
"Dad's living room, Harrison," I said. Michael hid in his coat. 
"Dad was silent the whole year," Gabriel said. 
"And he is not silent now," Raphael said. 
"At least you weren't right by his bedroom," I said. 
"Trust me, we all heard," Gabriel said. He shivers.
A snake slithers in from the garden, wrapped around my arm. A new snake. I go out to the garden to check on the eggs—loads of them. My babies have populated. I look at the lizards; they are shedding and laying more eggs. Ronda's egg is hatching. I sit there. The garden is full of baby reptiles.

Charlie looked around. "How many eggs are there?" Charlie asked.

"About 30," I said. I summon an enclosure and gather the baby snakes and reptiles to take them to my room. "So, who's going to plan our wedding?" Alastor said. I put them in the wall of the enclosure.

"Grab my phone and call Stolas. Put it on speaker," I said.

He grabbed my phone. "You have a few notifications from Grindr," he said. I was close to grabbing my phone when he teleported. I teleport to the parlor, and he is looking at my phone.

"How many hookup apps do you need?" Angle said.

"Is that what those are?" Alastor said, glaring at me. "I am off of them. I haven't posted on them in a while," I replied. 
"Really?" Alastor asked. 
"Yes, I didn't do that often," I said. 
"Then delete them," Alastor said, handing me the phone. I don't think I can get rid of some of them. 
"Why are you hesitant?" Alastor asked, looking a bit pissed. 
"Sometimes I have fantasies, and you can't fulfill them," I said. 
"I'm sorry; I don't want to as much as you," he replied. I feel eyes on us, including my daughter's. 
"Bedroom. I don't want to talk about this out here," I said. 
"Fine." We teleport to the bedroom. 
"Look, I sometimes want to do something, but you don't have the parts," I said. 
"You sometimes want to be with a woman," he said. 
"Yes. It's not that you don't please me; I can tell when you do it to please me. But I don't want that; I want both of us to enjoy it and for both of us to want it," I said. 
"How can you tell?" he asked.
"Your ears aren't expensive when you're not into it," I said.