Poppyladdin

Princess Annie

(The palace)

(Rosiepuff was stacking toy animals in a pile)

(Chelsea storms in and the pile collapses)

Chelsea: Madam, I have found a solution to the problem with your grandson.

Meowth: Meowth!

Rosiepuff: Oh, really?

Chelsea: (Unrolling a scroll) Right here. "If the prince has not chosen a wife by the appointed time, then the queen shall choose for him."

Rosiepuff: But Branch hated all those suitresses! (Tries to stuff a cat treat into Meowth's mouth. Meowth backs away. Rosiepuff absentmindedly pulls the cat treat back) How could I choose someone he hates? (Meowth is relieved, but Rosiepuff quickly stuffs it in his mouth)

Chelsea: Not to worry, my lady. There is more. If, in the event a suitable princess cannot be found, a prince must then be wed to...hmm...interesting.

Rosiepuff: What? Who?

Chelsea: The royal vizier! Why, that would be...me!

Rosiepuff: Why, I thought the law says that only a princess can marry a prince, I'm quite sure.

Chelsea: Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord. (Pulls out the staff and hypnotizes Rosiepuff with it)

Rosiepuff: Yes...desperate measures...

Chelsea: You will order the prince to marry me.

Rosiepuff: I...will order...the prince...to...(The spell breaks momentarily)...I'm not sure it's a good idea.

Chelsea: (Holds the staff closer) The prince WILL marry me!

Rosiepuff: The prince will marry...(The spell is again broken, this time by the trumpet fanfare) What? What is that? That music! (Goes outside to see a parade, led by Sisu in a Troll form as a major) Hee hee hee! Chelsea, you must come and see this!

Marchers: Make way for Princess Annie!

Swordsmen: Say hey! It's Princess Annie!

Sisu: Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar, hey you, let us through, it's a bright new star, oh, come, be the first on your block to meet her eye! Make way, here she comes, Ring bells, bang the drums. You're gonna love this gal!

(Sisu mingles amongst different crowd members) 

Sisu: Princess Annie, fabulous she, Annie Kendrick! Genuflect, show some respect Down on one knee

(Perky the Suicune marches through town, with Poppy (Annie) on her back) 

Sisu: Now try your best to stay calm Brush up your Sunday Salaam And come and meet her spectacular coterie.

(Meowth is dancing to the music until Chelsea glares at him. The MAJOR "wheelbarrows" six men up onto Perky's head. They stand on each other's shoulders as Annie shakes hands) 

Sisu: Princess Annie, mighty is she, Annie Kendrick! Strong as ten regular men, definitely. She faced the galloping hordes A hundred bad guys with swords Who sent those goons to their lords, why Princess Annie!

Chorus of men: (Carrying the camels) She's got 75 golden camels!

(In pops a typical parade commentator)