Coparenting!

Moon Bounce S1E2

BGK
Present day
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Today is the my youngest babies birthday. They're definitely the last two. I done did the sixth birthday five d*mn times now. I'm not having no more! But anyways, Giselle and Sir wanted to have a party in the backyard which means ima have a bunch children running around my d*mn house plus the ones I already have unwillingly. Yay...

It's only one o'clock and I've already taken two Advils. I don't know why my kids like to act a d*mn fool on big days like this. It's like they get together and plan this sh*t!

:if I say sit down one more time ima beat ya a**!

Onika: babe..

She said in a warning tone making me blow my breath.

Onika: baby just try to relax

:there's nothing relaxing about this d- Giselle if you move again I'm gonna pop you!

Giselle: mama it hurtssss!

:I'm literally just doing your edges girl

Sir: mama can I have ice cream

:no

Sir: mommy can I have ice cream

I snapped my head to Onika. She better not!

Onika: babe it's their birthday

:theyre already bouncing off the wall as is and they're having cake later no

Sir fell out on the floor whining. I took Giselle off my lap then walked over him. He didn't even have no tears on his face! I went upstairs to check on the older ones, hopefully they're not on bullsh*t today.

:yall ready?

Blue:no

Kalani: no

:what the h*ll are yall doing??

Blue: my makeup!

Kalani: I'm curling my hair

: it's a party for a bunch of six year olds no one cares how you look??

Blue: um there's gonna be cameras I need to look good!

Kalani: and I wanna make TikToks

I shook my head.

:khalil are you ready? Khalil!

Kalani: he's playing the game

:omg

I went all the way upstairs and bust through his door. He tried to jump up and act like he was doing something but he wasn't even dressed.

:what the h*ll are you doing get dressed!

Khalil: ok ok close the door

I took the controller then tried to walk out his room but his big a** grabbed onto my leg.

Khalil: NOOOO! PLEASEE

:n*gga get the h*ll off me! You are too big fa that

I walked downstairs and saw my oldest sitting at the counter.

:thank God one of you are ready

I hugged him.

Jayden:heyy mom

He hugged me back.

:where's your sister?

Jayden: I don't know? I don't keep tabs on her

:ugh

Nika: babe can you give sir a bath and I get Giselle dress?

:why didn't they take a bath together??