Episode 12: Better off as F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Bey pov
Thanksgiving
Part one
B: I don't know who the h*ll said we wanted to host it I sure as h*ll didn't!
O: I did!
B: WHAT WHYYYYY ONIKAA
I fell out on the floor.
Onika gives the camera a look.
O: babe this is why the kids act like this.
B: onikaaa I don't want a bunch of people in my house!
O: they're not 'a bunch of people' they're your family! You don't get to see them all the time with your busy schedule
B: yea that's for a reason! You don't know my family family all you know is Kelly and em
O: well this is the perfect time for me to get to know them
B: onika those people a greedy clout chasers that are always begging for money
O: well let's just stay positive
B: I hate being positive!
I unwillingly helped my wife set up so we can get ready to invite these broke people in my house.
The doorbell rings.
O: oh! Okay are we ready?
B: did you hide our expensive things
O: bey!
B: and the liquor!? We don't need nobody too drunk to drive home they getting their a** outta here by tonight!
O: oh my gosh
She rolled her eyes pushing past me to open the door.
O: KIDS COME DOWN
The kids groaned.
Gigi: do we have to?
B: if I do you have to
They groaned again marching down the stairs. Onika smiled opening the door.
O: hii
She hugged Kelly and everyone else one by one. Just when she thought she was done the rest of my ghetto a** family came on in.
O: oh! Hii I'm onika bey's wife
Uncle: heyy, bey you get a new spouse every year
B: and you have to move every year just go sit down uncle tommie
He chuckled.
O: heyy solange
S: heyy girl
B: solange! I haven't seen you in so long let's go check up
I pulled my sister arm so I could get away from the d*mn door. I told onika I don't wanna talk to these people!
Aunt: ouuu Giselle I smell some food!
B: oh h*ll no!
I quickly headed over to the kitchen. All the food was spread out on the bar her nosey a** just wanted to go through my fridge to see if I had some liquor.
B: uh uhn the food over there get aht my fridge
Aunt: Giselle you act so d*mn fake! Like we're not your family
I looked to the camera.
Here we f*cking go!
Aunt: now that's just wrong! You got all this money and you act like you can't help your dear auntie aht. I use to hold you when you were a baby and you can't even slide me a few thousands!? You know what the Bible says about being selfish
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Coparenting!
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
