Coparenting!

Lawsuits and tingz S1E3

BGK
Two days later
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I woke up to one of my lawyers calling me early as sh*t. I groaned grabbing my phone.

:what the f*ck Lenny??

Lenny: listen listen I know it's early but this is important

:it better be

Lenny: Kim and Kanye just served you with a lawsuit and the public is already talking about it

:what the f*ck!!

Nika: beyyy shh

I looked down to my wife who was lying on my chest.

Lenny: yea it's a big one too we need you to get on a zoom meeting with the whole team like now

:ugh!

I hung up getting up forgetting my wife was laying on me.

Nika: babeee what are you doing

: those b*tch a** parents you made me be nice to are trying to sue me!

Nika: what!? They said everything was fine

: I know!

I got presentable then went downstairs to my office and of course my little maniacs were up terrorizing the house.

:kids I have a meeting please act normal and keep your voices down

They all said ok and went on about their day while I got my computer set up. I quickly joined the zoom meeting with my team and of course the antics started.

Blue: SIR GET OUT OF MY ROOM.... MOMMM!

I quickly shut my door.

:sorry about that

Blue: SIR GET OUT

Kalani: CAN YALL SHUTUP IM ON THE PHONE

Sir: YOU SHUTUP UGLY

kalani: BOY YOURE UGLY I LOOK BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU

Sir: I DONT KNOW WHO LIED TO YOU, MIRRORS CRACK WHEN THEY SEE YOU

I had to hold back my laugh. He lowkey cleared. Right after I heard a bunch of thumps followed by crying.

Sir: MOMMMM SHE HIT ME!

He came in my office and jumped on my lap. I looked at his red arm and rolled my eyes.

:I'm sorry can you give me a sec

I muted my mic.

:KALANI COME HERE!

kalani: what

:stop f*cking hitting your brother!

I popped her.

Kalani: he won't leave me alone! He keeps coming in my room bothering me

:sir leave your sister alone!