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quite unnecessary

On Sunday, the forecast was announced to be 3 degrees Celsius which is pretty chilly innit even for sunny's cold dark soul.  He lay in bed, shaking violently from the icicles dripping down from the roof and into his bed. He was way too lazy to get up and turn on the heating though, so he just bundles up in the icy covers to compensate. It didn't work, and Mari watched his struggle from afar with concern. She checked her phone to see if it would be this bad all day. It was apparently 18 degrees outside (CELSIUS). which was like medium temperature.  It was just sunnys cold dead heart radiating across the room and killing all the fire vibes. Rip in peace bruh.

"Sunny, we have to go to the park today," Mari announced from the doorway, arms crossed and already with her picnic basket on her arm.

Sunny groaned. "bru ur always here tellin me to do stuff ion wanna even do......"

Mari tried to act sympathetic. "They all need you Sunny! You can't be Sunny and the--"

"thats my line bro"

"Okay, so-RRY!" Mari said with a snap. "Get ur lazy ahh out of bed before I make you"

Sunny groaned at 2x volume and speed as he rolled off his bed and hit his head. Prolly not the first time it's happened considering his entire personality, but whatev. He was still dressed in the clothes he'd been wearing all week, and when Mari saw this, she had a CONNIPTION.

"WHY are you still wearing THAT NEGATIVE AURA OUTFIT!!!!!!!" She winced in pain. It genuinely hurt her that he was still walking around like a cartoon character wearing the same freakin clothes...... she did his laundry.... what else did he want from her..... She looked closer and realised they were also inside out. She wanted someone to snipe her so bad so she wouldn't hav to deal w this anymore.. First ari left her and now this. At least she still had hero in her life... he was the only man that wasn't like a total idiot. She wished she had teleportation powers so she could leave the awkward clothes situation effective immediately. But then, she had an idea she had to text Aubrey about. "Just... Get changed, Suny... And meet me outside."

Sunny, who was cowering on the floor with his arms up in defense, slowly lowered them. He made sure he only stood up once Mari had left the room. He knew he would get a massive whoopin if he walked out wearing the same clothes so he got changed and made it outside, where Mari was waiting.

"where the flip flap frickyity doingyoty is my CAR." Sunny said, cocking his head. That's a really weird term to use for that action, but whatever. I'm judging whoever invented that phrase.

Mari then put on a very shaky smile, remembering she fell asleep before she could deliver him a new one. Well bro gonna hav to wait. "I've hidden it. Its like an easter egg hunt but for your car"

Okay. Two could play at that game, Sunny thought. "ok well we aint leavin til I find it then"

Mari felt a few veins pop in her forehead. "ok fine! FINE! I THREW IT AWAY SUNNY!"

"WHAT!!!!!!!!"

"Yeah, and I'm glad I did!" She doubled down! "YOU DONT NEED IT! IT ACTUALLY TAKES YOU LONGER TO GET FROM PLACE TO PLACE IN THAT DAMN RICKETY OL THANG.... NO ONE LIKES IT!!!!!!!!" Then she realised again that her female rage got the best of her... "I mean, like... You can do better?"

Sunny was appalled. But he was really getting better at holding back his anger. Why? Because he wanted to get through this for the $10000 he was gonna get for putting up w this behaviour. "aubrey liked it...../."

Mari's gaze softened. "Oh, come on, you..." She took his arm and gently dragged him to the park. It was lovely out. Birds an shit like that. Sunny was practicaly already turning red from the sun even tho the UV wasn't rlly that high. He would apply sunscreen when they were at the hangout spot. And they appeared to be the first to arrive, seeing as no one was there.

Mari set down the picnic blamkert and got everything ready for the gang.. Sunyn sat down and tried to put on sunscreen but he kept slippin and sliding everytime he moved.. He slided all th way to the entrance of the hangout spot, where aubrey was now standing. Sunny did not see her there because his face was planted in the gorund.. He was getting all up n personal w the grass because of how slippery he was. Only the grass accepted him. And every time he tried to get him he slipped and slided even more. Aubrey tried to walk around him but she slipped on sunny because he moved too fast! She squeaked as she fell, but luckily she didn't fall on top of Sunny so she was able to get back up p easily.

"Sunny? Why are you on the floor?" She asked, lending out a hand.

Sunny looked up with red ears. "Sunscren...." He tried to grab her hand but again, he was too slippery, so he flew across the hangout and right into the lake.

Mari and Aubrey looked up in shock! Sunny wasn't a strong swimmer at all! But Sunny was too slippery to stay in the water, so he flew back out and landed on the picnic blanket. The water washed off all the sunscreen, so he was finally safe. Sunny was hyperventilating though, rlly freaking out about flying and possibly gaining some minor concussions..sunny woud have rceieved $100000 on roblox broken bones

"OMG! Sunny, are you okay??" Aubrey asked as she ran to the picnic blanket. She kneeled down to get a good look at his glazed-over expression – contradictory to his anxious near-death experience.

"yuh...." He lied again. In all honesty, he really wanted to admit that Kel and Hero's floating powers looked easier than they were. He was now terrified of flying. And sunscreen. He was never going to put it on by himself again.

"Sunny, you put on wayyy too much sunscreen!" Mari scolded him from her heart of worry. "Be careful next time, okay?"

Bruh. Sunny was gonna write a song abt this.... Soon, Basil arrived, wearing a huge sun hat so he wouldn't get thrid degree burns even tho he had layers of sunscreen too. But um u know how he is... he's also prolly lack toes in toddler ants too... . sunny giggled at his realisation.  His giggling drowned out anything basil had to say which ticked him off. But like all things it eventually stopped.

"Do you guys hear that..?" Basil asked with squinted eyes, EARS peeled.!!

Sunny aint botherin w all the voices in basil's head no mo so he said naw..... But Aubrey and Mari said they heard it too so wtf. Now everyone goin crazy fr... but then he heard it and he tried rlly hard to swlalow the lump in his throat. Ugh he hated when basil was right. He aint even know why he dislikes basil sm anymore but his feelings were stronger than his logic. It was like, a faint beeping. BEEP... BEEP... BEEPP.... it seemed to come from kel and hero's house. Don't ask how they heard it. Tbf it was really loud because kel was rlly bad at waking up on time in the morning sometimes. Especially on weekends.

"KEL, Please Wake Up!" Hero said with capital letters at the start of every word. Kel wondered how he did that. Oh, Kel's awake now. Dang. Well, Kel was always awake. Y'see, Kel is a bit of an athlete so he kinda gets up at 5am every other morning for a jog. That's why he heard sunny crying the other day. He was abt to jog. Idk how ppl do that like bro gets up to run around for fun lmao but he's better than me. He needed to stay fit so he could audition to be a div 1 bball player which he could do once SATS won $10000. Obviously that's how it works. So he gets back in bed at around 7am an then he slept until 9am. Because now this alarm beepin loud as.

"I'm already up broski are you??" Kel said, getting out of his covers to reveal himself fully dressed and with a baksetball in his hand and a breakfast in the other one. He ATE.

"Wow," Hero rubbed his chin, "good on you, Kel! Let's go!"

They smiled and the bros went to the hangout spot. But they forgot to turn off the alarm. So, everyone that was already there were starting to rlly go insane, covering their ears and singing lalalallalala.

"What's wrong guys??" Kel asked. He was pretty used to the alarm so he couldn't hear it from this far away.

"BRO MAKE IT STOP!!!!" Aubrey said.

Then Kel realised. "Oh, right, true.." And he ran all the way home, turned it off, and back. In a world record 23 seconds. His jogging really paid off. "All better?"

"Wow, Kel!" Basil slowly took his hands off his ears. "How.. How did you run so fast?"

"I play bball" he said as swaggified as he could. He was a tryhard at impressing basil because he wasn't rlly sure if basil was always faking it for the cameras or what

Basil felt so rizzed but looked away because he aint want nobody to know it. But I know it. I know what you are.

Sunny stuck his tongue out in disgust. "Im better at bball than u lowkey kel"

Kel thought they were allies yesterday after coming up with the theory that sunny is elvis' reincarnation, so to hear this utter load o crap from his mouth was BIG TALK and little proof... "ok later we're doing a 1v1. But first we eat"

Sunny agreed as they bit into their respective Mari Sandwiches. She custom made them for everyone depending on their tastes. Aubrey had ham and cheese (refined taste imo), Kel had jus like pure butter n cheese. Hero had Mari's interpretation of A HERO SANDIWCH and Basil had a salad sandwich w like lettuce cheese etc yknow. Sunny... ugh I don't even wanna talk abt what sunny had. It actually grosses me out. I'll tell you how this one came to be. Essentially, when Sunny was younger he was addicted to tomato sauce. So he would only have tomato sauce sandwiches. At the time, it seemed like a good idea for Mari to find a substitute because they didn't have enough tomato sauce for ANYTHING! She had to eat PLAIN chips. PLAIN hotdogs. PLAIN burgers. PLAIN PLAIN PLAINE PLAIN!!!!!!!!!!

So she introduced him to a certain chcolate paste caled nootella (again im not sponsored...). It was simple. It was easy. It was something she hated to eat and would NOT bother putting on her chips hotdogs or burgers. It turned out that Sunny got rlly rlly addicted to it. So much he would eat a whole tub of it a week. Im not talkin abt those tiny snack ones im talking abt the huge ahh family pack. He would only eat if it was his sandwich done right. So that was nutella on ALL SIDES OF THE BREAD. Mari had to use gloves to hand his one to him.

"Already getting up to some mischief, huh, Mari?" Hero's chiseled jawline glowed in the sunlight. He was BEAUTIFUL! He always made everything okay. Everytime Mari thought that Sunny was the epitome of man, she remembered Hero Is the real one. Otherwise she would go proper insane. No one would be able to distract her from the Ari G Heartbreak...

Mari smiled, finally feeling at peace. "You know how it is..."

Hero giggled cutely and then turned to address the rest of the group. "How about we go in a circle and share what kind of ideas we've come up with?"

Sunny exhaled rlly noisily through pursed lips.

"?" A question mark appeared about Hero's head. "Did you wanna go first, Sunny?"

Sunny released another exasperated sigh. Hero really was perfect for Mari it made him sick to his stomach. "yea sure. My idea is abt how mari is a liar and took my car out back and shot it w/o telling me. i'll sing it for you now"

Basil frowned. "Well, that's really quite unnecessary..."

"stfu basil omgggg ur so boring" Sunny said, standing up. A spotlight appeared on him and he held an invisible microphone. He inhaled for the first time that day as he prepared to sing. "there's a shadow on the wall stay—"

Mari turned off the backing track with a light switch before he could finish that SENTENCE. "sunny that's a fnaf fan song."

"I didn't FINISH!!!!!!" sunny shouted, throwing his microphone and sitting back down. He wasn't going to try again. He didn't actually write any lyrics and panicked when he saw the spotlight. He was worried the aliens would take him away if he didn't sing. He would miss Mari and Aubrey the most. But the aliens didn't come for him because they were secret fnaf fans. Thank goodness because like this world literally does revolve aorund sunny unfortunately. Anyway.

"Um, how about you, Aubrey?" Hero ignored whatever jus happened... too weird for his tastes...

Aubrey sat up a little straighter, looking kinda nervous. "I was kind of inspired by something Basil said yesterday... So I wrote some lyrics to go with it..."

Basil's jaw dropped slightly. Was this about the fcking fight???? She legit did that???? Um.. Okay whatever.