How I Became A Princess And Have A Harem! Book #1

Chapter 30 So Annoying

The next day... I got breakfast done in a snap!... Literally! I mean I'm not sacrificing my cooking skills... But this certainly saves time. We all ate and now my Caz is practicing martial arts , plus ki channeling.

Teacher One is grinning and it's scary. I know that look when he has plans. Think car salesman meets dense bimbo shoppers. I see we aren't using the carriage right now. I think he might be , using Caz as bait for their soul breakfast.... Reapers??????????

So I started practicing with him as we walk along. He started getting the hang of it. " Yeah imagine your ki flowing to your fists , from the soles of your feet!" Something tingles! " That's it! The more you practice , the faster you will earn the crown of your chakras! You'll , be fighting the undead in a few minutes!"

Where are they! " Just keep practicing Caz!"  We kept on practicing... Ehh aaggh groans .. It stinks!.. it's awful! Caz almost hurled. " Keep practicing we are the bait!"

" Think body spray , air freshener, perfume , fresh sunshine scent, summer breeze !" He began repeating after me as they came through the bushes. " USE YOUR BLADE !.... YOUR BLADE CAZ!"

He held it shaking but stabbed . I pulled my scythe and cut the head off of one. After that he killed nine on his own. Or killed them again I guess.. teacher One and his four guards  all ate but then this happened...

Open your mouth human! " Its okày Caz do it!" Teacher One , dropped a soul down his throat.  " You'll feel full for a few days! But , you should still eat a little something and drink water!" Oh he can survive Jessica!

" I know that teacher , but let me fuss over him okay!" We continued walking fast while Caz is training hard. We encountered a mutant with four heads , six arms a tail and no dick.

It was kind hard not to notice it didn't have one with zero clothes on. It oddly didn't stink . As we continue through this barren desert , the sound of fighting near made us curious. As we got closer to sounds of battle.. " That's Ono! "

Yes his opponents are not dead! Murro pointed out. I started running over. " HEY STOP!"  I ran between Ono and this dog woman.. STAY OUT OF THIS!   "How about NO! Ono happens to be a friend! And I would prefer , to avoid  having to kill my friend again he dies in this shitty place !"

Her guards started to attack  me.... Who are you to defend my mate! She snarled... You , and  I have never been MATES or married Yui! Ono said throughhis teeth.  "Listen , even if you're pissed off that he hasn't accepted you.. There are more  important things to do , like survive this place and  save this realm! Ya got that memo yet dog girl?"

I'll KILL YOU!  I took  a deep breath.. " Ono move along ! We , don't have time to lally gag around !" He grins... Yes miss princess! " Cut the crap Ono I'm Jessica! But I guess you can call me princess!"

He ran ahead and I went beside Tama we all continued our journey.  But , I unfortunately have  acquired a bunch of spoiled dog women. Walking  behind  us ... Who is that male practicing ki?

" They're  all my men! Accept  Teacher One and his guards! And Ono is my friend like I said!"  Hmph! The snooty one crossed her arms. Then what is he? " He's human , and  also  my cousins man!"

Ah tch! You are that human princess! " BINGO! Annnd I'm half human , half demigog!"  Worthless! " Really? If I'm so worthless , why are you tagging  along with us?"

Pfft ha ha ha HAAAAA HA .. We , are following your men not you! 
" My husband's , are not interested in your snobbish ass , better than you attitudes!"

GRRRR WHAT DO YOU KNOW? Yui snapped. "Really you don't know  why?".... He lifted me on a princess carry.. My love , do not give them what they desire! " Ravus , I only intended to stop their fight!" I know! He kissed  my cheek.

Baby ! " Yes Caz?" Have you  got a drink? " Yeap how about  a big slush!" I snapped my fingers , and  he was enjoying it.... Hey that's rude , you  didn't  get anything for us! " Who was it called  me worthless? Now whose rude?" So annoying! One , of her guards women said  cutting an eye.