Book 3, Chp 4: To The Gates Of Hell

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Ever since the party learn about the vestige plate is in hell, they head back to Whitestone to figure out what to do next and how to get there. Right now they're at the sun tree where a bird pooped on Percy shoulder.

Grog: (Chuckles

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Grog: (Chuckles.) Bull's eye.

Percy: That's quite the omen.

Vex: (Smiles.) Actually, its supposed to mean good luck, especially in romance.

Percy: (Smiles.) Then I should've put a bird's nest in my bedroom years ago.

Grog: (Laughs.) That's fucking weird.

Vax: Percy's nesting habits aside, the plate of the Dawnmartyr is apparently in hell

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Vax: Percy's nesting habits aside, the plate of the Dawnmartyr is apparently in hell.

YN: Hell, of all places. Who and why the fuck would they ever do that?

Grog: Um, the emperex.

YN: That was a rhetorical question.

Grog: And I gave you a rhetorical answer.

YN: Good lord...

Keyleth: Are we seriously consider going?

Scanlan: Well, it would make for an awesome song. ♪ Vox Machina conquering Hell ♪ Where the demon Zerxus dwells ♪ On a chariot of flame they sang out his name ♪ Scanlan the demon god cast his spell! ♪

Everyone became silent until Scanlan speaks.

Scanlan: I should workshop it. I'll workshop it. Yeah.

Keyleth: Okay, even if we go, how would we get there?

YN: (To Vax.) I don't suppose your lady raven could lend us a hand?

Vax: (Scoff.) Don't be stupid.

YN: I'm just asking. Its not like we can just kill ourselves and come back to life. At least Vex and I did it once.

Vex: And I for one would rather not do that again.

Allura: Actually, we know a way. An old ally of ours-

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