book 3, Chp 6: Château Shorthalt

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After Vox Machina have slain the third dragon, everybody rest while Pike regrows her hair back to normal thanks it her magic.

Pike: Whew, hair

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Pike: Whew, hair. That is a relief. Oh, no offense, buddies.

Grog: Eh, none taken. Not many can pull off this look. You know what I mean?

Vex: It'll be dark soon.

Vax: Allura, can you... uh, "bamf" us out of here?

Allura: Unfortunately, I'll need to rest before I can "bamf" anything.

YN: We're miles away from Draconia and the cave collapse from the fight.

Vex: Anybody got any ideas?

Scanlan: I mean, I guess we can pile into Chateau Shorthalt.

Percy: Where?

Scanlan: You know, my waterbed homestead. The hot box. The short shack. You know, my-my nightclub.

Percy: We're all a little tired for jokes, Scanlan.

Scanlan: Oh. (Chuckles.) Trust me, if I made a joke, you would be laughing.

YN: No, we wouldn't.

Scanlan: (Sighs.) Of course, I can't do the trick without a door.

Grog: Uh... You mean like this?

Grog holds out a door from the destroyed shed.

Scanlan: Grog, you're amazing.

Grog place the door against the tree before Scanlan puls out a key from his pocket.

Scanlan: Okay, just pop in my magical key, and...

(For entertainment)

He place the key on the door where it magically glows before he opens the door where it's glowing violet beyond the door.

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