# | incorrect quotes (iii)

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# ; 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝚀𝚄𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

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chan: mizu, i was wondering if we could have a little chat.
mizu: you want me to go home.
chan: no. no, it's the opposite of that.
mizu: i want you to go home?

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minho: in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
mizu: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!
minho: NO! four to five seconds!
mizu: too late!!

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mizu: hey, hyunjin, can you help me with my zipper?
hyunjin: yeah, i'm on it!
mizu:
hyunjin:
mizu: UP, HYUNJIN.
hyunjin: right, sorry. force of habit.

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changbin, talking to mizu on the phone: did you preheat the oven like i told you to?
mizu: you bet!
changbin: at what temperature?
mizu: 535.
changbin: that's the clock.
mizu: ...
changbin: ...
mizu: 536.

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mizu: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.
felix: you and me.
mizu: *tearing up* okay.

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mizu: *seductively takes off glasses*
mizu: wow...
han: *blushes* haha... what?
mizu: you're really fucking blurry.
han: oh.

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seungmin: don't mansplain this to me!
mizu: wha— i'm a woman! i can't mansplain anything to you!
seungmin: well, i'm a feminist, and i believe a woman can do anything a man does!
mizu: you got me there.

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mizu: i'm incredibly fast at math.
jeongin: alright, what's 30x17?
mizu: 47.
jeongin: that's not even close.
mizu: but it was fast.


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