Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race, our teams got geysered in Iceland.
The clip of Owen landing in the geyser mound plays.
Don: HA! What fun! Then they either had to chip out a fossil, or choke down an Icelandic Thanksgiving feast. The goths managed to underdog a victory. The Vegans went rouge but still came in last. Lucky for them, it wasn't an elimination challenge, so they got to stay! And I found out not all girls punch like girls!
He walks on screen, holding an icebag up to his eye, which is bruised and swollen.
Don: But one team WON'T survive today! This is The Ridonculous Race!
Don: Here in Iceland, yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line, and yesterday's winners, goths are first to get a travel tip!
Sabrina hits the button on the Don Box and collects the tip.
Ennui: Brazil.
Don: Sunny, sunny Brazil! Home to bassa nova music, makers of fine coffee, and other things that keep me up at night!
An owl-like creature is sitting on a branch, looking crazy, it makes a weird noise, cut to a runway, Don is next to a military plane.
Don: Teams will travel here on these chartered planes! The first ten teams take a direct flight, the last eight will arrive two hours later cus they're on the milk run!
A bunch of mooing and "baa"ing can be heard.
Don: Literally.
The Fashion Bloggers, Ice Dancers and Reality TV Pros collect their tip.
Noah: C'mon!
He and Owen both take off, soon everyone is calling for a taxi, they all get one and drive to the airport, cut to the airport.
Don: The first group of teams have reached the airport and are running to catch the first flight!
Namely (y/n) and Tyler, Ice Dancers, Reality TV Pros, Daters, Best Friends, Fashion Bloggers, Goths and Father and Son.
Dwayne: Good thing we're not flying Pal-Pie express, huh? All thanks to this baby!
He holds up the fossil.
Dwayne: Kept it as a present for your mom!
Dwayne Jr: I still feel bad about taking the Vegan's fossil.
He and Dwayne stop.
Dwayne: Well it WAS an accident! We didn't know it was theirs, pal! Besides! Happy wife, happy life!
He suddenly drops the fossil, it breaks into pieces.
Dwayne Jr: Well, it's the thought that counts.
He runs onto the plane.
Dwayne Jr: C'mon!
Owen is chewing on Beary's ear nervously, Noah just gives a worried/confused look...
Noah confessional: Owen's a bit nervous about being in a military plane again.
Flashback to World Tour, both clips are of when Owen nearly fell out the plane.
Owen confessional: Can ya blame me?!
Back in the plane, Owen's stomach growls, he burps up stuffing, which lands all over Noah.
Owen: Where's Beary?
Noah who has stuffing all over him, most notably on his eyebrows, hair and mouth, he spits the stuffing out with a deadpan look.
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Ridonculous race x male reader
Fanfiction18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and his teammate Tyler are ready to win. *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody.*
