Don narrating: Last time on the Ridonculous Race, our teams got skewered in China, and even though they say love conquers all, it seems hate is very effective. The Daters came in first, and while it was sweet that the Rockers tried, they totally crashed! But it was a non-elimination round, so they live to fail another day! These thirteen proud teams remain! Who will be sent packing? Stay tuned! Because this is The Ridonculous Race!
Don: Last episode's Chill Zone sits atop the Great Wall of China. That makes it today's starting point! And last episodes winners are the first team to grab a tip!
Ryan collects a tip from the Don Box but Stephanie takes it from him, she reads it.
Ryan: You gonna tell me what it says?!
Stephanie: You gonna let me read it?!
Stephanie confessional: We can't quit! The prize money's like our children! We're staying together for the kids.
Ryan confessional: I heard they're gonna change our name from the Daters to the Haters!
Stephanie confessional: Hey, go for it. My hate for him won us the last round, so today? I plan to hate him even more.
Ryan confessional: I couldn't hate her more if I tried! *Laughs* They might as well just give us the money right now!
Stephanie: Fly to Oulu, Finland.
The Realty TV Pros, and Police Cadets read their tips.
Owen and MacArthur: Finland?
Cut to the flag of Finland, pictures are displayed as Don talks.
Don: Finland! This European country is home to countless coffee drinkers, cell phone users, and the most saunas, which is where they are heading- here!
He points to a Don Box wearing nothing but a towel.
Don: To this Don Box at the piping hot saunas of the most famous spa!
Cut to inside one, Don is wearing nothing but a towel around his waist, red and drenched with sweat, a bear sits next to him.
Don: Why suffer in the cold.
He opens the sauna door, steam curls out as Don exits.
Don: When you can suffer in the heat!
His towel drops down.
Ennui confessional: Finland is a paradise.
Crimson confessional: They have four months of almost total darkness. And goth is mainstream.
Ennui pulls out his phone and shows a picture of a goth with his tongue hanging out.
Ennui confessional: This guy ran for office. And won.
Teams try to hail a taxi.
Devin: TAXI!
Josee: Chauffer!
Crimson: Cab.
Nobody stops.
Spud waves his shirt like a madman.
Spud: TAXIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!
A cab stops.
Rock: Dude, way to flag!
Spud confessional: Rock asked me to step up my game in account of how I take everything.
Rock confessional: I was like, dude! And he was all, but dude. So I was like, DUDE! And he was all, dude...
Spud confessional: That's exactly how it went down.
Rock gets in the cab.
Rock: First place, here we come!
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Ridonculous race x male reader
Fanfiction18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and his teammate Tyler are ready to win. *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody.*
