Don narrating: Last time, on the Ridonculous Race, things got heated! Crimson found the source of the Ice Dancer's bad luck, Josee's UNlucky Hawaiian lava rock. Rock was surprised when his bud Spud surprisingly rocked! And to save Noah, Emma nudged the Twins into last place and off the show.
Don is back at the Chill Zone.
Don: Where will we go next, and who's gonna hate it the most? Find out right now on The Ridonculous Race!
Don: Welcome back to Finland's Chill Zone, where yesterday's triumphant winners, the Rockers, are ready to receive today's first travel tip!
The duo run up to the Don Box.
Rock: It's SO heavy man! I still can't believe it! We're in first place!
Spud: We're in FIRST?! All right, we're killing it! Whooooohooo!
The two play air guitar and rock out in the confessional.
Rock slams the button on the Don Box and collect their tip.
Spud: Go to Helsinki airport and catch the next flight to Zimbahbwee?
Cut to the Zimbabwe flag, pictures are displayed as Don talks.
Don: Located in South Western Africa, Zimbabwe has stunning flora, exotic fauna, and majestic scenery! When teams land, they have to drive here!
Cut to Don standing on an isolated rock next to a large waterfall.
Don: To Victoria Falls! Which is nearly TWICE the height of Niagara Falls! Hear that, North America? Your waterfalls are getting OWNED!
Sanders hails a cab, she and MacArthur high five.
MacArthur: Nice work partner! Hustle!
Ryan and Stephanie run up next.
Stephanie: Taxi! TAXI!
They just drive right by.
Ryan: I can do this without your help!
Stephanie: Can you?! Really?!
Ryan confessional: There isn't much we agree on anymore.
Stephanie confessional: I agree with THAT!
Ryan confessional: Pfft! Yeah right! Your just trying to make me look dumb.
Don: All teams have hit the Don Box, and are at the airport, waiting for their next flight.
Dwayne grabs the airport pass from Junior a little too roughly.
Dwayne Jr: Ow! Paper cut! *Rubs his hand*.
Dwayne: Gee, sorry sporto, but holding onto the important stuff is a dad's job.
Dwayne Jr: I can hold my own tick-
Dwayne: Hey, I know you CAN, I'm just not sure you SHOULD. *Snickers* Now, when you're a dad, you can hold as much stuff! For now let's go find you a bandage, and a lollipop!
Dwayne Jr: It's a paper cut, I'm fine.
Dwayne: So fine a lollipop wouldn't help, mmm?
Dwayne Jr: Dad, I'm not a baby. Candy's not going to work.
Dwayne: A balloon?
Dwayne Jr: DAAAD!
Josee and Jacques are talking to the worker, Josee has just slammed her fist on the desk in rage.
Josee: Why is this so hard for you to understand?!
Jacques: We need the next flight to Hawaii, and we only wanna be there for, like, ten minutes! And then we need to fly from Hawaii to Zimbabwe!
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Фанфик18 teams, 1 million dollars and a race around the world. Who will win? (y/n)'s in and him and his teammate Tyler are ready to win. *They'll be replacing Geoff and Brody.*
