When your adopted by a different people.

Now Frenchie get's his drama

Balthazar," Nephew"! Elena," this is Ricky"? Becky," Yes Hendrik the Hermet Crab Mikaelson. Youngest brother. Balthazar's Nephew. No. He isn't a Vampire". Damon," Looks like the guy who plays Angel". Becky," that's the reconstruction on his face. For one thousand years he had a scar from a werewolf". Damon,' owe. Who did the surgery "? Becky," his own Grandson Joel". Damon," well he did pretty good. I thought I had to call Buffy". Frenchie," Sundaydale went down. Spike didn't make it. You'll need to Call Los Angeles and a Cordelia Chase". Damon," nice some watched a real Vampire TV". Frenchie," please Spike watched passions. He was worth the watching of Teen drama". Blade," Frenchie you cried watching charmed". Frenchie," it was a good ending some what. Not everyone got a happy ending shut up Balthazar not that happy ending". Balthazar,' damn". Hendrik," get your head out of the brothel. Red lights are not meant for you". Damon who took a drink spit it out on Stefan. Stefan," really"? Damon,' it's okay Stefanie. That joke would go over your head". Hendrik," he's a virgin? That says it. So does the hair". Frenchie," your one to talk". Hendrik," yeah but I got grandkids. And for some reason I taste monoculars". Balthazar,' side offect of immortality by Angels. We did that once. Well cursed someone once he wasn't able to taste food for years. He was fun to talk to". Hendrik," who? Your reflection. Oh no. No. No. Can you see that". Balthazar," Ricky snap out of it. Your face is fine". Hendrik," if you say so. But what's this about you guys having to fight Niki and Lijah. And Becky I brought the holy water and stakes. Plus garlic as a joke. Oly hates the smell". Becky," of course you did. I say Helsing to my Harker and you become Van Helsing". Hendrik,' No one can be Alucard. Best Vampire anime when Describing Kol's personality. Klaus's puppy vs Vampy self. And Elijah's need for books. Though word on the street says Papa hunts vampires even though he is one. So he's Blade in a way. But less cooler". Blade,' thanks. I guess. So let me see those stakes". Damon," Don't need trouble. But I like you so that can be useful". Hendrik," people hate me after a day or two". Damon,' Same'. Hendrik," Wait you set their car on fire too"? Damon," No. Why would you do that"? Hendrik," you leave the car? Amazing how you haven't got caught". Becky,' so would you give us the tour. It may be a thousand year. But something couldn't change". Hendrik," some didn't. I found the spot where Kol lost is virginity to a village girl back in the day. Plus where Elijah and Titia use to meet in private. Though it was my hiding spot how he didn't notice is beyond me". Frenchie just smiles" oh please give us the tour". Damon," I see how this can be useful".

Stefan," I don't". Hendrik," easy blackmail. There are certain things that can bring a man's ego down a peg or two. Plus embarrassing my brothers while having them run around trying to find me would be fun no"? Frenchie," see we just needed Ricky". Alec," no. You needed Ricky". Wanda," you just want to   Embarrass your siblings". Loki,' I don't see a problem with that". Hendrik," see Loki understands".