When your adopted by a different people.

A Sister and the idiot sperm donor

So as we find the grill. And about time too. No coffee for three hours. I want to smash something. Maybe that bat I stole from Dean will get some use. It was his dad's first. Lucille since she's wrapped up in wire. Thank you Frenchie for showing me that blackmail material! Dean couldn't stop laughing at the irony of it. Negan. Haha. Perfect. Any who. Let's see. Ah yes. Mystic grill. Let's go Meet my sister.

Becky," COFFEE"! Frenchie," Food". Alec," Ground"! Blade," I'm surrounded by idiots and a Frenchman who can't park"! Frenchie," it's called parallel parking"! Becky," so now what"? Someone who looks like me walks up to us. Girl," are you Becky"? Becky," are you Elena "? Elena," yes". Becky," yeah I am". Alec," Frenchie you Dukes of Hazzard that parallel parking". Frenchie," and? Your alive aren't you"? Becky," this is Frenchie and Blade two of my bestest friends in the world. Alec is my brother. ( looks In a reflection sephiroth shakes his head no). And who's with you"? Elena," my best friends Bonnie and Caroline, my boyfriend Stefan and his brother. Matt my ex and Tyler". Frenchie," I knew it. Drama"! Becky," Don't mind him he's French". Elena," so I wanted to meet you because I just found out about you". Becky," from who"? Elena," our dad". Becky," to you maybe. To me sperm donor. Never met him. So not a father figure. Damon,' what's with the costume". Blade," Says who prince Eric". Becky," See my disney movie watching has come in handy". Frenchie," that's because you got in trouble and they took your horror movie collection". Elena," well he wants to me you".....

You know that moment In your life where you really want to smash someone. This is it. John Gilbert shows his ugly mug to my face and I want to smash it.

Becky," Joy". John Gilbert," Finally the lost daughter returns". Becky," must have been a Church in the way. But no. I just came here to meet the twin you kept.