When your adopted by a different people.

Tea with Vampires

So after we get Kidnapped. Elena still has this gotta be a hero self sacrificing thing. Becky," ELENA SISTER THIS NEED FOR SELF SACRIFICING IS GETTING OLD. LEAVE IT FOR SAM AND DEAN WINCHESTER"!!!! Balthazar busted up laughing," So True those two ( looks at a frowning Alec) sorry sweetheart. But your dad and uncle do have it". Alec," yeah and so does your brother". Damon," well Elijah's not dead". Hendrik," could have told you that. Think cockroach and that's my family". Damon looks at Balthazar," Noted?? Anyway now I have to watch Elena, Barbie has got Tyler unless someone has any ideas"? Sephiroth walks in the hall," yes. Don't plan. You'll screw it up". Damon," who are you"? Sephiroth," which name should I use. Hmm. Yes. The Silver General, Demon of Wuti or the Nightmare"? Becky," Sephy or Sephiroth. Or if your Religious Sefrot". Sephiroth looked at her," those two unfortunately". Balthazar," man you still are scary. Hello Uncle". Sephiroth,' Balthazar in human form. Good to know you haven't kicked the halo". Damon snorts". Hendrik," what"? Alec," an Angelic way to say Kicked the bucket". Hendrik," oh. Well how about where you go Loki goes". Loki looked around," why"?? Becky," your Chaotic he's trouble. If he does something stupid they blame him not you"? Loki," I see.  Mischievously interested". Wanda," I will plead the fifth". Sephiroth," Don't look at me. If they kill each other one or two less for me to deal with". Damon," I'm still stuck on Silver General. You place second"? Sephiroth," my hair is Silver. And that was what the fans call me". Frenchie," wait. You had Fangirls?? What was that like"? Sephiroth," Annoying". Balthazar," Blade got something". Blade," Elijah has two witches. One will be going into the high school the other is staying at home. Elijah would be walking around. Hendrik if Elijah pisses me off all bets are off". Hendrik too a breath," don't meet Klaus. He will make you want to murder him". Balthazar," so would Mikael. Wait meet Mikael"! Blade," isn't he your twin"? Balthazar," yes that kills my sex Drive". Sephiroth," Kids Balthazar". Balthazar," that should know what sex is. If not this world is doomed".

So later that day. Elena and I were helping Lydia I mean Jenna. Then we turn around and low and behold Elijah suits are his true love Mikaelson". Becky," give me a reason asshole". Elena," Becky"! Elijah,' I mean your family no harm. You have my word". Becky," Talk is cheep. I need that in writing". Elena," Becky please stop". Elijah," why not my word for it"? Becky," because once said they disappear. Words are cheep". Elijah," a Contract I will have written up for you". Becky," Nope. You need us. We don't need you. We will write it. RICKY"! Hendrik walks in," Sign here, here and here". Becky," No loopholes for you to jump through I'm afraid. Pity. Isn't that what your would have". Elijah," I'm surprised". Becky," Don't be".

At night. We find out Loki had to take down a pack of wolves because they were causing trouble. Not a fair fight". So the next Mrs. Lockwood was throwing a tea party. Frenchie, Hendrik, Loki, Sephiroth and I went. Balthazar wanted the bar. He seems to be avoiding Elijah. Alec was with him. Blade does what Blade does. And Wanda was checking in. That's when Alec said Gabriel was here. And now Frenchie is waiting on the party. Do I feel bad. No. Will I video tape it. Hell yes. Sephiroth," so tea". Becky," yeap. As we get there John's ugly mug is there. Becky," I really need to call lucifer". Hendrik," No". As we go. John tried to get me to talk. Frenchie," Not much tea". Becky," feels like a Stark party". Hendrik," how boring". Elijah," Hendrik we need to talk". Hendrik," nooo. But how's your tea"? Elijah," I'm not here for that. Damon shows up. Sephiroth keeps an eye on John. As said Tea parties are fun.