When your adopted by a different people.

and Hawkeye shows up

So Joel and Zena got father to join. And now some how some way Caroline forbes found out. Spy worthy blonde I'm telling you. Becky was at the dinner drinking coffee. Clint Barton," some better be for me Missy. Having to sit through Zena and Joel is bad enough". Becky points to a coffee pot. Clint," perfect. Now you found your home town what is the family like"? Becky,' Jenna sweet as a button. John is a dick. Jeremy would want to meet you. And Elena would give the Winchesters a run for their money". Clint," damn. And I thought they were the main self Sacrificing asses". Becky," you and me both". Carol Lockwood," well I never in my day. An Avenger. Please we could have a party". Clint," no. No. I'm good. Don't need those". Elijah," someone who saved the world doesn't want a party"? Clint," nope. Bqqs and family and I'm good". Clint looks at him," hmm". Elijah," what"? Clint," nothing". Elijah got suspicious. Carol," well a bbq is what you'll have". Clint," thanks"?? Becky," just go with it". Carol,' need anything anything at all". Clint," just to be having lunch with my daughter". Carol," of course". They walk away. Clint," Is she always like that"? Becky," you should see her with Alec and Balthazar. If she met Loki. All things considered". Clint," he would get the Royal treatment no doubt". Matt," what would. Holy shit Jeremy would love this"! Clint," burger, fries, coke". Matt," yeap sure yeap". Becky," Same". Matt," Kay". Clint," weird kid". Becky," Dated Elena". Clint," Explain". Becky," she looks like me"? Clint," already know that looked up her file. Besides the obvious. Which I were to bring Steve would that woman back off"? Becky," poor Steve Rogers he would be polite but awkward". Clint smiles," that's the whole point. If we bring Tony he would try to buy the place just to shut her..... not a bad idea". Becky," Dad"! Clint," Fine. Nat says hi. So does Tony. Steve is sad about you not being in the tower to help calm us down. Like you could calm down my pranks. But his delusion. Any way Bruce, Sam, James and Fury say behave. And Peter wants you to help with the lego set he got". Becky," on my list". Clint," okay. Now that the parent stuff is out of the way. What is with the vampire in a suit"? Becky," you noticed"? Clint," yeap. Not much can be hidden when your a spy. Elijah Mikaelson third oldest of Mikael and Ester. Born here actually. 1,000 years ago. Has one older brother and one older sister. Plus two younger brothers, one half brother and one younger sister. Partners consists if Titia Petrova killed by him, Katrina Petrova on and off vampire, Celeste Dubois killed by citizens because of Niklaus Anselson ( Mikaelson) a half brother, Antoinette Sienna briefly during WW2 vampire alive". Becky," how did you get that information"? Clint," Shield has files on the Mikaelsons. Just not Balthazar. He keeps taking it". Becky," sounds like him". Elena walks in," you must be the man who raised my sister". Clint," self sacrificing sister Elena"? Elena glares at Becky," yes". Caroline laughs," told you. Caroline forbes. Miss Mystic falls. Happy to help you with you visit. Mom's the sheriff if you need at station. You are Clinton Francis Barton "? Clint," yeah. But how"? Becky," Caroline can find anything". Clint," I should have you talk to Natasha". Becky," that would be funny to watch Nat getting an apprentice". Balthazar," a red head and a blonde. Add bonnie and its a whole different Charles Angels". Clint," good to know someone watches that show". Balthazar," the show not the movies. Even though the movies have two blondes and a dark hair. The show was split between two dark hairs and a blonde or two blondes and two dark hairs". Clint," good". Becky," you two watch it for the girls". Clint," what else is a guy who was a teenager supposed to do"? Becky," never mind".

Loki," Barton you survived the lockwood". Clint," you run like a coward". Loki," low profile dear Archer". Sephiroth," he can pulls his pranks with Gabriel that way". Clint,' add one more". Hendrik," so Joel this is some of the group". Zena," they stare"? Joel," at you". Elena," you look so much like Elijah". Jonas,' it's uncanny". Damon,' looks like Patrova's aren't the only dop... my bad Shadowselves"Shadows elves. Stefan," nope. Because put him in a suit he would be another Elijah". Clint," speak for yourself Salvatore. Stefan Salvatore shadowself to Siles Salvatore originator of the Salvatore Shadowselves and ex fiance to Qetsiyah bennett and lover of Amara Patrova". Becky," How does Shield get this stuff". Clint," Fury is a horder". Becky," understandable". Frenchie," unnecessary. But true". Clint," plus they need to know this. If they try to get that stuff from Siles. It won't be good". Becky," well nothing us and the Winchesters can't handle". Clint," understatement of the year". Zena," true. As much as I hate it true". Alec," agreed dear cousin". Zena," Alec good to see you". Alec," still see you have your pink". Zena," well it's life. You would know".