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by RebeccaWinter9

by RebeccaWinter9

So The pups curse is broken. No one died. Damon got thrown around same with Kol. I got a Call from Dean. Apparently Sam has been a no soul. So now Dean and I have a dinner date with Death.

Death. Frenchie's actually boss. Don't see it? Death snacks, Frenchie snacks. Death is Death. And Frenchie works with the dead. No he's not a reaper. He's a necromancer". Then there is Dean. Is he pissed Sam has been an empty body? Yes. Is there jokes that have no soul. Most definitely. Is it hollow laughter yeap. Am I making fun of the soulless you bet I am.

Becky smiles," So how empty is uncle Samantha "? Dean sighs," no jokes Rebeckah please". Becky," okay fine. But one question how did Castiel not know"? Dean," I've been asking myself the same damn question". Becky,' Dean this isn't your fault". Dean," HOW! HOW IS IT NOT. SAM IS SOULLESS I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. I SHOULD HAVE"! Becky," we all didn't. Yes we all should have. It's not sully on you. It's on all of us".

Death," How touching. I am shocked you brought her". Becky," what the fuck is wrong with me"? Death," as much as it pains me to say. The one soul no one wants reaped. How did you do it"? Becky," not sure". Death," yes it seems bacterium can only process so much. Tell me Dean what do you want".

( A/n the whole thing of Dean being Death I didn't feel like writing the whole episode)

Death," well as fun as this been I'm off to get Sam's soul". Becky," okay. But can I have that in writing. You know legal purposes. We have a bunch of magical vampires say they can't die".

Death," aw yes The Mikaelsons. Strong but dim witted. Yes they can die. And alot can kill them. For Elijah Mikaelson to openly state they can't. And for Niklaus Anselson to say he's immortal are stupid on their part. They were running for a reason. To say otherwise is typical Narcissistic tendencies. I'll gladly help you prove those arrogant idiots wrong.

Becky smiles," okay. For now. Nachos Dean"? Dean," yeah sure". Becky smiles," Death was nice company". Dean," interesting you say that.