When your adopted by a different people.

Lucifer is Real!

Elena looks at the door," that was The devil"? Balthazar looks at her," yes. Ugly I know. But not everyone got good looks. You should see his actual vessel he's a moose". Damon laughs,' the devil in a Moose I don't see it". Becky smiles slyly," Sam Winchester six foot of tree loving devil vessel". Gabriel annoyed," six foot four of devil vessel get it right". Balthazar laughs," Only you would know his actual height there Gabriel". Gabriel looks mad," and I mess with him the most". Becky give a guttural laugh," you pick on him. Please that's you flirting". Frenchie opens a chip bag," not normal how we talk about Angels and their sex lives. But it's way better then having Hendrik try to find his passport". Hendrik gives him a dirty look," do you know where it is you French ass"? Frenchie looks innocent," me no. Plus Lucifer walking around afraid of Becky is funny. How many can say they scared Lucifer"? Becky smiles," not many". Caroline looks around,' Speaking for all of us. How"? Sephiroth," I know this one. You know those movies final destination and saw"? Bonnie," yes"? Damon," maybe. Maybe not. Depends on where this goes.

Klaus looks pissed," no". Elijah is confused," I have not". Becky," well I gave my own version of the two. But combined them into one moive". Loki gives a smirk," Your final destination is your worst and most epic Karma".

Damon smiles," Now that's cold. I like it. I like it alot. But that's just cold". Elijah looks sick," not the best way to go". Klaus looks intrigued," did she apply it"?

Frenchie eating," yes. To Lucifer and Michael. And now he's her little bitch. And Michael went to a therapist". Becky laughs," that not true. Michael thinks he is too good for one. He went home and cemented my place in hell or Purgatory". Lucifer looks pissed," Leviathans can have you. I don't want you. I will not have you in hell".

Stefan," So you are the devil"? Lucifer," no I'm mickey mouse. Yes I'm the devil. And no I don't have a tail or horns or a red cape. So what is with all that hair jell. You can light a match and it will burn".

Klaus scared," I keep calling my self". Lucifer," ME IN HIDING AND YOU OPEN YOUR STUPID MOUTH YOU DAMN MUTT". Balthazar,' Father calm down"! Elijah and Klaus," WHAT"!!!! Balthazar," no one asks why I call Ralphiel uncle Ralphiel"? Becky after snatching some of Frenchie's chips," I did. But then didn't care". Balthazar," he's my dad. Klaus looks panicked," Lijah we don't tell Kol".
Kol," tell me what"???