The Reality Of The Royal Academy of Diavalo

Chapter One

"Welcome to the Royal Academy of Diavalo, also known as RAD. My name is Barbatos and I am Diavalo's butler."

The blue-haired butler spoke to me, explaining my situation. I was in hell. Literally. I was surrounded by others, claiming to be the rulers of hell. To be honest, they looked pretty scary. Even the shortest, being 5'9" was still menacing. Even as he was flirting with me, trying to impregnate me with his eyes or something. To me, that's still pretty scary.

I was supposed to stay here for a year, and then write about my experience. It doesn't seem that bad, besides the fact there are literal demons trying to munch on my bones. And being put under the watch if a guy named Mammon who barely knew left from right wasn't exactly reassuring.

"So, uh, where are we going?" I asked, trying to make conversation. No answer. He was on his phone. Or DDD. Whatever they call it here. I sighed, giving up. I looked around at the perpetual night. Some demons were looking my way, whispering. I suppose a human in hell isn't that common. Whispers surrounded me, no matter where we went. I also suppose one of the rulers of Devildom being out and about might cause a stir, too. We continued on our way, finally reaching an eerie mansion. I look at it in awe. Is this really where I'm staying? Here?

"Come on human. We have a room for you in our house," Mammon said without looking up from his phone.

"Okay," I responded dryly. I didn't want to stay with these guys. "Didn't Diavalo say there was another human? Where will they stay at?"

"Another place. He's barely human at this point. He's an immortal sorcerer, so it's kinda weird if ya call him 'human'."

"Why can't I stay with him then?"

Mammon looked up for once. "Well if it was up to me, you'd probably be there, but Diavalo told Lucifer that we had to protect ya, so here you are."

"Oh," I murmured. Glad to know I have so many choices here.

"Well, geez, no need to sound so disappointed. If ya wanna be ungrateful, sleep outside for all I care."

"Well from the sounds of it, you'd get in trouble if I did that, dumbass," I said, rolling my eyes. If he heard me, he made no indication he did. He continued into the house, leading me through it. He led me to a door after walking through several hallways. My legs are so freaking tired.

"This is my room. If you need something, I'll be here. Don't bother me too much though, unless it's an emergency. Everything you bother me with, it's a hundred Grimm."

I nodded, honestly just tired of this day already. He took me to my room, which already had my stuff in it. I looked around, surprised. "I'm surprised I'm not put into the dungeon, haha."

Mammon gave me an odd look and left, closing the door behind him. I flopped onto my bed. When I applied to Devildom, I thought it would look good on my transcripts. Now I probably won't even need them, seeing as I won't make it out of here alive and sane. 

I looked around the room, cautious. I'm usually not good in unfamiliar places. I started looking through my stuff, sorting it and putting it away. I grabbed my DDD, looking through it. I had a message.

Please meet us in the Dining Hall in the morning, dressed and ready for RAD.

I sighed, seeing it was from Lucifer. I was going to have to leave my room early because I had no idea where the dining room was. Great...

I laid in my bed, trying to fall asleep. This whole situation is fucked.

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The next morning, I woke up, still in Devildom, sadly. I groggily put on my uniform, not really liking how short the skirt was. I got around, then headed out of my room. I looked around, unsure of where to go. I wandered for awhile, passing several rooms I dared not open. I was slowly losing hope, when the awkward brother came out of a room. He's my only hope right now, albeit a very small ray of hope.