what i DO💜

jail time🥰💜

as skibidi fortnite player and yn were setting on fire duolingo's house, a neighbor of duolingo saw them and called duolingo so he could see what the fuck they were doing

neighbor: duolingo there are two weirdos setting your house on fire idk what to do come quickly🤔🤤🤤

duolingo: boi stop lying

neighbor: i swear i am not

duolingo: you just wanted to hear my voice baby boy🤤😏

neighbor: wtf nobody wants you i should have let your house burn down💀

duolingo: so you werent lying?😦

*the call cuts or however i have to say*

*duolingo calls his cutesy demure bf heeseung so he can pick him up from school in his bad boy bully aesthetic kawaii nya ichi ni san skibidi sigma pomni digital fortnite chamba free gigachad rizz omg floo xxxtentacion hotmail lionel ronaldo junior mewing tercero chiquibai xokas etesech golden toy puppet ohio ruben tuesta youtube pro insano globo de texto 55 decadencia 777 giant big massive truck*

duolingo's bf: hop on kitten😏😏

duolingo: yes master🥺🥺 *gets flustered and blushes*

*they run towards their house just to see skibidi fortnite player and yn setting on fire their house*

duolingo: yn i knew it was you you ungrateful bithc🖕🖕🔥🐺🤬

skibidi fortnite player: don't you dare touch my pookie🐺🤬🤬🖕

*slaps duolingo*

yn: y-you are a m-meanie😒 B-BAKA!!!

*she turns into a kakegurui character and starts doing those poses and sticking her tongue out*

*the police arrives and sees this unsettling scene*

police:😦

yn: i-i swear i am a good girl officer🥺🥺 look i can meow for you

*yn gets on all fours and starts acting like the furry therian she is*

yn: MEOW PURR NYAAAA UWU🥺🥺🤤

*police puts handcuffs on yn while duolingo and skibidi fortnite player are still fighting*

neighbor: hey are you duolingo's boyfriend?🤔

heeseung: yes i am why

neighbor: well...... he was flirting with me🥺🥺

*heeseung is now on skibidi fortnite player's side and he starts punching duolingo too*

heeseung: duolingo we are over

duolingo: i didnt even like you anyways🙄🙄

to be continued......