a Chihuahua's balls was infected with Covid 21 virus and then it mutated into an alien Chihuahua a local man said this creature has been pooping aggressively into his nose while he was sleeping but government said we can prevent this if you poop and sneeze at the same time while while eating spicy chocolate
a Chihuahua aggressively farts into a jellyfish's eye the jellyfish then stung the Chihuahua's balls brutally later on the Chihuahua mutated into Chelly a local fisherman had to cover himself with poop to avoid this creature from stealing his pina colada
a local man caught caught a spider Chihuahua in his toilet the local man said this spider Chihuahua demands a bowl of cereal aggressively or it will threaten to bite balls brutally the man had no choice but to burn his house hoping the spider Chihuahua will not haunt him anymore would you burn your house too?
a bat brutally bit a Chihuahua's tiny balls later on the Chihuahua started screaming in spanish while mutating into a chibat the government tried to cure this creature but the cure caused the chibat to develop testicular cancer instead
a pug brutally ate an expired sheep's balls and then mutated into pug sheep North Korean army tried to cure this pug but failed not because made the pug's balls radioactive but because the pug said annyeonghaseyo in Spanish while farting aggressively into their mouths
a penguin kissed a Chihuahua's deadly farts and then the Chihuahua mutated into a Chinguin scientist said a Chinguin can cause an earthquake when it poops on your head so the government will catch this Chinguin to verify whether it has massive balls or tiny balls
an evil bee stung a pug's atomic balls while the pug was eating poop the pug later mutated into a bee pug my grandma said if you see this bee pug please fart calmly while screaming so that the bee pug will not shoot it's radioactive diarrhea into your mouth
(creds to insta, they gave me serious brainrot)
