yn's pov
*omg the police is so hot..... maybe hotter than my boyfriend....... YN THIS IS BAD YOU ARE NOT LIKE THIS YN KYS YOURE A PIG YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE HES A SWEETIE PIE HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO HIM WTF YN*
yn: p-policeman.... youre hot..... could you be the hawk of my tuah? the skibidi of my toilet? the mewing of my sigma? the ohio of my rizz?🥰
policeman: girl wtf stfu💀
*policeman throws her into the jail's cell and she starts throwing a tantrum and crying and kicking and pushing and and and kicking the walls*
yn: IM INNOCENT WHY YOU DO THIS🖕
policeman: ......
yn : * calls her boyfriend*
yn: d-daddy i sharted the coral pinkish rosy skirt you bought me..... come pick me up.... grah🥺
skibidi fortnite player: i'm coming for you my woopshie sharten kitten and i'll swallow your poopoo🤤🤤
(wtf have i wrote)
*skibidi fornite player leaves the scene of the fight and jumps onto his coquette motorcycle to save his babygirl😏*
meanwhile in the fight....
ex duolingo's boyfriend: i hate you how could you do this to me? you're a liar!!! i believed in you!!! she believed🥺💔
duolingo: i only used you for money haha you dumbass😜😜
neighbour: *defends heeseung*
neighbour: DONT YOU DARE TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT YOU NASTY POOPIE SHITTY BIRD YOURE THE COLOR OF A HORSE SHIT BECAUSE YOURE SO SHITTY AND YOU SMELL LIKE A BAKA EREN YEAGER BECAUSE YOURE OTAKU AND YOU DONT WASH YOURSELF NEITHER YOUR ASS THATS WHY YOU SMELL LIKE YNS BOYFRIEND BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU STAY AT HOME PLAYING ONLINE ALL DAY WHILE EATING CHIPS AND YES I SOMETIMES DO THAT BUT I AM PRODUCTIVE UNLESS LIKE YOU
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING LITTLE SHITTY SHIT GO GET A LIFE YOU HATER
I KNOW YOU LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET AND THATS WHY YOU TRYNNA STEAL YNS BOYFRIEND BECAUSE YOURE A HOMEWRECKER ALSO A GOLDSEEKER WELL MORE LIKE COCKSEEKER BITCH🙄🙄
duolingo: im gonna touch you little fella
*gets in a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mood*
*everyone in the city runs while duolingo gets bigger (pls dont misinterpret its like godzilla🙏)*
duolingo:
I'm so tired of pretending
Where's my happy ending?
I followed all the rules
I drew inside the lines
I never asked for anything that wasn't mine
I waited patiently for my time
But when it finally came
He called her name
And now I feel this overwhelming pain
I mean it's in my veins
I mean it's in my brain
My thoughts are running in a circle like a toy train
I'm kinda like a perfect picture with a broken frame
I know exactly who to blame
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought that I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be the leader of the dark
And the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
Where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the queen
Being nice was my pastime
But it's past my bedtime
And I won't ever let another person take advantage of me
The anger burns my skin, third-degree
Now my blood's boiling hotter than a fiery sea
There's nobody getting close to me
They're gonna bow to the
Evil Queen
Your nightmare's my dream
Just wait until they fall to my wicked schemes
I never thought of myself as mean
I always thought that
I'd be the queen
And there's no in between
'Cause if I can't have that
Then I would be the leader of the dark
And the bad
Now there's a devil on my shoulder
Where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the queen of mean (calling me, calling me)
The queen of mean (calling me, calling me)
The queen of mean (calling me, calling me)
Something's pulling me
It's so magnetic
My body is moving
Unsure where I'm headed
All of my senses have left me defenseless
This darkness around me
Is promising vengeance
The price that I'm willing to pay is expensive
There's nothing to lose
When you're lonely and friendless
So my only interest is showing this princess
That I am the queen
And my reign will be endless
I want what I deserve
I wanna rule the world
Sit back and watch them learn
It's finally my turn
If they want a villain for a queen
I'm gonna be one like they've never seen
I'll show them what it means
Now that I am that I will be the ruler of the dark and the bad
'Cause the devil's on my shoulder
Where the angels used to be
And he's calling me the queen of mean (calling me, calling me)
The queen of mean (calling me, calling me)
I want what I deserve😈👿
ok this chapter had many bad words and insults, but even if it's satire and everything please don't feel that it's personal
it's a joke, but if y'all get uncomfortable pls tell me and i'll delete this chapter
your mental health is important
take care of yourselves💗💗
