life after duolingo chose y/n over heeseung:
y/n: d-duolingo, my love...........
i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i'm pregnant.........🥺
duolingo: WHAT THE HELL WE ARE NOT EVEN MARRIED WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU YOU DIRTY FEMALE DOG
y/n: B-B-BUT YOU'RE THE FATHER DUOLINGO!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BETRAY ME LIKE THAT!!!!🥺✊
duolingo: ok i'll give you nine months to prove me you are worth it or else i'll leave you and become a stripper at the bar and i'll become a billionare and you'll be a single mom and you'll raise the baby alone because you don't deserve someone like me you ungrateful rat🖕
y/n: o-ok, anything for you!!🥺🥺
*9 months later*
y/n: OH GOSH MY WATER BROKE OMGGGGGG HELP DUOLINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
duolingo: bro wtf you want im not even joking you must be flippin if you think im finna touch still water because i listen to mango phonk with da huzz💀
y/n: i'm going to call the police
duolingo: ok
*duolingo and y/n went to the hospital🥰*
duolingo: bye female dog
y/n: YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME ALL BY MYSELF???🥺😭💔🐺
to continue‼️.........👅ñ
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Fanfictionaesthetic warning highest ranking (not even i believe this wtf) 25 in fortnite 127 in sigma (neo got my back💚) 3 in duolingo 18 in rizz 58 in sigma 1 in whatido 1 in stanenhypen (pls stan enhypen) 1 in heeduo 2 in feets💀💀
