what i DO💜

destruction

*duolingo starts running through the city with his giant smexy green schmookie feets until he reached the prison where y/n and her boyfriend were situated at*

y/n: HELP MEEEE IM BEING CRUSHED OMOOO SUGOIII BAKAA AIGOO🥺🥺

skibidi fortnite player: don't worry babygirl im going to protect you

*he runs towards her and sits on her face so he is crushed before than her*
*the policeman gets traumatized my the weird scene in front of his eyes
he also doesnt want to die, neither do these kind of weird drama, so he jut walked out of the prison*

all the other prisoners: that's so cute🥺🥺

alvin: i feel like p diddy with fur👅👅

*simon shows meat to alvin and theodore*

drake: i just lost my dog😫🥺

kendrick: drake im gonna touch you

p diddy: so sugoi ahh couple🙄

grimace shake: i am the great mighty poo and im gonna throw my shit at you

johnny: dad im hungry

dad: hi hungry im dad

hungry: no i am hungry

no: hello hungry

hello: im not hungry

im: who said im not hungry

who: stfu you absolute piece of sharten paper

you absolute piece of sharten paper: skibidi roblox

skibidi roblox: FE!N FE!N FE!N FE!N

*they're all crushed but y/n survives and sees the dead bodies of all her fans, that must be because she is not like others girls.... she plays football and likes blue because pink is disgusting👅👅*

*y/n becomes alpha wolf to defeat duolingo's fat ass*

y/n: HEY YOU!! STOP DOING THIS TO THE C-CITY, W-WE ARE HUMAN TOO....🥺💔

duolingo: N-NO!!! I-I'M SORRY I SHOULD'VE CHOSEN YOU MY BABYGIRL👅💔

*skibidi fortnite player comes back to life and hears duolingo's words*

skibidi fortnite player: STOP IT!!! YOU HAD TO STAY WITH YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND YOU HOMEWRECKER GREEN STINKY BIRD🖕🖕

*y/n realizes what the hell has been happening and how fucking cringe this is for the author to write*