Space Jam: Into The Server-Verse

Chapter 1: Tune up!

LeBron woke up, it was another lovely day in TuneTopia. The sunlight gleamed against the pookie's eyes, they lit up and a smile formed across LeBron's face.

LeBron turned over in the bed and looked at his beautiful wife, Shelby.

LeBron: Ah, good morning Shelby.

Shelby: Oh, good morning pookie bear LeBron...

Shelby and LeBron kiss 😳

Lebron turns over to the other side of the bed.

LeBron: Good morning Bugs...

Bugs: Ehhh... good morning Dock!

Bugs kisses LeBron, LeBron kisses back with passion, before he widely opens his eyes in shock and pushes Bugs off the bed.

LeBron: Bugs! We're supposed to do that in private!

Shelby perks up.

Shelby: what...

Bugs: Sorry Dock...I shrimply just... love you...

Bugs romantically feeds LeBron some shrimp.

LeBron giggles, because Bugs is such a tune who is looney.

LeBron: Ok Bigs the Bugs! Let's get some breakfast!

Bugs sexily runs over to the kitchen, and puts on one of those "kiss the cook" aprons, and makes shrimp pancakes.

LeBron, Shelby, LeBron's son, and LeBron's Grandma sit at the table as bugs cooks.

LeBron: Wow! Bugs is a great cook, I can't wait!

LeBron's Son: Yeah! And my dad is NBA Superstar LeBron James!

Everyone laughs.

Bugs puts the pancakes on the table and everyone digs in.

LeBron's Grandma: Oh! F*ck yeah!

LeBron's grandma takes a big juicy bite, then spits it out in Bug's face!

LeBron's Grandma: What the f**k! This tastes like sh*t Bugs!

Bugs clears the spitty food off his face with a big lick.

LeBron giggles.

LeBron: LeBron's Grandma! You need to add syrup and space jam cream to make it taste as ultra as possible!

The others dump space jam cream and syrup on their shrimp pancakes and chow down.

LeBron's Grandma: Nah G, I'd rather eat sh*t!

LeBron's Grandma proceeds to go to the toilet and eat sh*t.

Bugs Bunny: looks like grandma's got herself in a sticky situation!

Everyone laughs.

Lola Buns bursts through the door.

Lola Buns: Did someone say, sticky situation...

Lola Buns moans and gets on top of Bugs, whose nose is bleeding at Lola's sight.

Lola Buns: mmm yeah... I'm gonna like this.

LeBron then hits Lola Buns on the back of the head with a folding chair, killing her.

LeBron: NO!!!

Shelby: LeBron... control yourself... you almost turned into LeBron Z!

LeBron: Sorry Shelby, we just have to stop that from happening.

Later that day, LeBron and Bugs are playing basketball together.

Bugs makes a slam dunk!

Bugs: Oh yeah! I'm the goat!

LeBron clenches his fist and laughs maniacally.

LeBron: No Bugs... I'M The Goat. I'M NBA SUPERSTAR LEBRON JAMES!

LeBron catches his breath in pure fury.

Bugs: is...everything alright Dock? You've been a little off since breakfast.

LeBron sighs.

LeBron: I'm sorry Bugs, it's just... my Z zenses keep telling me something is wrong, I may be the amazing NBA Superstar, LeBron James, but I've been feeling... stressed.

This is the part in the story where LeBron would shed a tear, but he's too powerful to even produce them.

Bugs puts a hand on LeBron's shoulder.

Bugs: It's ok Dock... everything is alright now... The Goon squad is defeated, Dom is dead, Mrs. Frizzle is gone, and Gerald is no more! Now you can live a life of solitude and relaxation!

LeBron: I know Bugs... I just can't shake the feeling...

A car then drives over to the basketball court by LeBron's house, Al G. Rhythm comes out of the car, and walks in front of Bugs and LeBron.

Al G: Hey Bugs! Hey LeBron!

Bugs: Hey Al G, you looney tune!

Bugs gives Al G. a noogie and they both giggle.

LeBron: What brings you here Al G?

Al G: It's horrible LeBron! It turns out, there is a group of Goons who haven't learned to be nice yet, but they're extra rotten and mean, they call themselves, The Mega Goons.

LeBron and Bugs gasp

LeBron: I knew something was up!

Bugs: Dock, can't we just ignore the haters? I mean, haters gonna hate!

Bugs and LeBron laugh hysterically for 5 minutes and 52 seconds.

Al G: No LeBron, they kidnapped my blue thing, and many other innocent residents of TuneTopia!

LeBron and Bugs gasp, but this time, they feel the pain Al G must be going through, and they hug him.

Bugs: Don't worry Al G, we will assemble the Tune Squad and have a heated game of basketball!

Al G: I may have understated the issue at hand here, you guys are the only Tunes left in TuneTopia, I didn't wanna worry you too much but Daffy, Porky, Sylvester, Granny, Foghorn Leghorn, they're all gone.

Bugs begins to silently cry, everyone he ever loved was gone, except for LeBron's family.

LeBron stares in disbelief.

Bugs: What *sniff* ever do we do!?

Al G: We need to assemble an elite team!

Bugs: But Al G! The Tunes are gone!

Bugs cries into LeBrons arms.

Al G: But I have access to the entire Warner Bros Serververse!

Al G. Opens a portal to the Serververse.

Bugs and LeBron stare in awe.

Bugs and LeBron run inside the house and equip their tune squad jerseys, to prepare for the journey!

LeBron walks over to his family.

LeBron: You guys will be the only ones left, lock the doors and stay safe!

LeBron kisses his beautiful wife, Shelby.
LeBron hugs his amazing son, LeBron's Son.
Finally,
LeBron goes to shake his grandmother's hand, but she slaps him in the face and puts him in a headlock.

LeBron's Grandma: You aren't gonna hug your f**king grandma!?

LeBron: You'd do this anyway LeBron's grandma!

LeBron's Grandma: The hell I would bitch!

LeBron's Grandma kicks LeBron in the balls, as he waddles out the Door with Bugs.

Al G stands by the portal.

Al G: Ready to Slam?

LeBron and Bugs in perfect union simultaneously: And Welcome to the Jam!

The 3 jump into the Serververse and begin their amazing, epic journey to save all Tunes from The Mega Goons!