Chapter 7: The Serververse!

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Dr. Phil is doing his show on a normal day.

Dr. Phil: Today on the show we have-

Bugs: Ehhh... what's up Dock?

Dr. Phil looks over to see Bugs Funny is sitting across from him.

Dr. Phil: Bugs Bunny?

The audience cheers.

Bugs gets up and bows, then takes a sip of his wine as he sits back down.

Dr. Phil: What are you doing here Bugs?

Bugs takes another sip and sighs.

Bugs: Dockter Fill, it's LeBron, he's almost a goon, and all the other tunes are kidnapped, you gotta join us.

Dr. Phil: No! You brought alcohol in my establishment, and I'm supposed to have someone on the show, where is she?!

Bugs: I killed her dock!

Bugs points his gun at Dr. Phil's forehead.
Bugs Bunny is now Thugs Bunny, and he slowly lifts up the victims decapitated head.

Bugs: and you'll end up like her if you don't join the Tunes!

Dr. Phil sweats in terror.

Dr. Phil: Fine... just please don't kill me!

Bugs: Good boy... daddy Phil.

Bugs kisses Phil's cheek.

Meanwhile, Steve, MAN, Detective Pikachu, and Beetlejuice fly the ship into the Universal Serververse.

MAN: Hey... Universal isn't Warner Bros! Despite how epic Shrek is we legally can't get him, he was never Warner Bros.

Detective Pikachu: They also have homeboy Mario!

Beetlejuice: We aren't here for Shrek sadly, although I wish we were able to, because Shrek is amazing, but we are gonna get Lego back!

MAN: But you just said we couldn't get Universal Bros. Are you stupid?

Beetlejuice: But unlike Shrek, Lego WAS once Warner Bros!

MAN: but how can we get them!?

Beetlejuice: Whenever Steve states he's Steve, he destroys a whole dimension, when Steve did in Pokemon, Ass got blasted there, so maybe we can get some Legos from here cause plot relevance!

Detective Pikachu: I like where this is going!

MAN: K, here goes nothing... STEVE, are you stupid?

Steve: No... I... AM STEVE!

Steve raises his brow and destroys the "Wicked" universe.

Detective Pikachu: Not our intention but thank god, that movie looked like complete and utter ass!

Beetlejuice: Tell me about it, but they'll still put it in development hell and have a whole controversy about a non-offensive fan made poster cause one of the actresseses gets a lil' butthurt.

MAN: this time will do it! Steve, I forgot your name, please tell me again, am I stupid?

Steve: I... AM STEVE!!!

The dramatic impact of the brow raise destroys the Lego universe, and whole bunch of Lego's land on the ship.

Emmet: AWSOME!

MAN: YAY!

LEGO MAN: WHO ALWAYS PAYS THEIR TAXES, NOT MAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Benny: Spaceship!!!!

LEGO Snoop Dogg: Wassup my G's LEGO Snoop in the house!

Detective Pikachu: Nice, we can add 4 master builders to the list!

Meanwhile, with Al G, Shaggy, Jonkler, and Super walk through an ordinary town.

Super: A lot more people will have a chance!

Shaggy: What Universe even is this anyway man?

Al G: I'm not sure, I picked randomly.

They then notice a child inspecting the micro-bacteria's on a rock.

Al G: Hi, I'm Warner Bros algorithm, Al G Rhythm.

??????: Umm... no you are a human being. 🤓

Al G clenches his fist.

Al G: What's your name little brat?

???????: My mommy says not to talk to strangers.

Jonkler grabs the idiot by the throat and pins him against one of those electricity poles.

Jonkler: Tell Me!

The kid panics.

Young Sheldon: Sheldon... my name is Sheldon Cooper, please get your germs off me!

Jonkler drops the kid on his head, to imitate what happened when he was a baby.

Sheldon cries like the baby he is.

The tunes decide to kick him to death, they keep punching him and kicking, making sure he only experiences pain.

His Meemaw joins in to help kill Sheldon.

Meemaw: Die you brat!

After 173 minutes, Sheldon had a slow and painful death.

Shaggy: Good job Tunes!

Al G: I never got your name miss...

Meemaw: I'm Meemaw, Sheldon's single grandma who's quite glad he's dead...

Al G; I'm Al G Rhythm of the Warner Bros Serververse...

Meemaw blushes.

Meemaw: I love Warner Bros~

Al G: I love... you.

Al G blushes.

They 2 kiss, standing on Sheldon's dead body.

Al G: Meemaw... wanna join the Tune Squad and save Tunetopia and LeBron James from turning into a goon?

Meemaw: Yes! I hate goons, and Sheldon was a big goon.

Al G: I was a goon, but now... I'm a tune... 😳

The 2 kiss more.

30 minutes later, everyone is reunited on the ship.

Al G: We now have enough tunes to do the job!

Everyone cheers.

????: but it's too late for you now!

LeBron approaches them, but it's too late, he is now LeGoon James.

LeGoon: GOON NOT TUNE! 😡

Everyone gasps in terror.

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