Chapter 6: I choose you tune!

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The Tune Squad are on the ship, driving through the Serververse.
The squad has gotten even bigger now!
So naturally, they begin to RAP!

Bugs: Gee Al G, this is quite the equation!

LeBron: But What's the location of our next destination?

Al G: Well LeBron, you have to be patient, but don't worry, it'll be a Tune Invasion!

The ship lands and they land in the Pokémon world.

LeBron: Wow, my kid loves Pokémon! This f**king rules!

Beetlejuice: Except for Goons! They f**king drools!

*Beetlejuice proceeds to cuss out the Mega Goons for an hour*

Steve: Tell me about it, they are such fools!

Shaggy: I got a poke-ball, we gonna catch some tentacools?

Al G: No we're going past the ghouls to Detective Pikachu, chilling over by the pools!

The Tunes dance to "Jump in the line", past the pools and the ghouls.

Beetlejuice flirts with a nearby Gengar.

Beetlejuice: I'm the ghost with the most babe...

Before he continues dancing 😎

Meanwhile.

Detective Pikachu sits on a lawn chair, downing some fresh coffee.

Suddenly, the AMAZING squad of Tunes approach the yellow detective.

LeBron: Hi, I'm NBA Superstar LeBron James.

Detective Pikachu: Oh please, everyone knows you are LeBron, you're a legend! But why's your lower body purple?

LeBron: I was infected by a goon, and I'm slowly turning into one! So we need as many to join the Tune Squad, cause the Tunes were kidnapped!

Pikachu spits out his coffee, then stares in shock.

Detective Pikachu: Holy f**king f**k! I'll join you tunes, and kill those smelly Goons!

MAN hugs Detective Pikachu, it's very cute and awesome.

Detective Pikachu: Thanks MAN.

MAN: Yeah, I'm MAN

Steve: And I... AM STEVE!!!

Steve raises his brows, obliterating another dimension.

Except this time... something from the universe obliterated lands right in front of them, it's Pokemon anime characters, Ass Ketchum

Ass: Stand Down Tunes, I wanna Pokemon battle!

LeBron: Ok, Go Pikachu!

Ass: Go Pikachu!

Ashes Pikachu is hairy, alcoholic, and depressed cause he hates ass ketchum, he's too tired and miserable to do anything.

LeBron: Pikachu, use JAM! On ASS!

Detective Pikachu Space jams all over the place and murders Ass.

Asses Pikachu: I'm Free... thank you!

Asses Pikachu runs off in freedom.

Everyone then dances.

Super: a man with no legs or arms who can be used against his body to protect his legs from being thrown into a car and then the man with the car crashes and the man who has a leg and is in the middle is the man with no leg to stand up to his head in front and his body being shot in front and then the woman with the leg in the back of her hand and hands is shot and the man with a knife in his hands and arms and the hands and the woman is in a car and the man who has no hands and has a knife and the man has no hands on his arms in a fight and a gun and a gun in a car accident is the guy with the guy with a gun in front and then he has a knife on his face is a woman with no legs are the guy who has no arms in front and the man with no hands on a knife in front and the woman has a gun in his arms and the guy who who has a gun on his neck is a woman is the guy that has no weapons on his arms are the man that has a knife and he is the man that was killed and then the man that is killed by a gun is a woman.

They continue rapping.

Jonkler: Come on Super, why so serious?

Detective Pikachu:I'm a Detective that story's very mysterious.
The goons infected Bron, that makes me furious!
How it happened though, I am quite curious.

Bugs: They infected Bron in a fight, that makes me tearious 😢

LeBron looks like he's struggling, everything but his head is purple now.

LeBron: GOON! Not T-TUNE not... Tune not... G-GOON NOT TUNE!!! 😡

Everyone gasps and stops rapping.

LeBron: Help me STUPID SQUAD bugs I l-HATE YOU.

Bugs cries.

Detective Pikachu: Hey! It's the Tune Squad!

Everyone: TUNE NOT GOON! 🗣️

LeBron: I h-LOVE GOONING!

Detective: Guys, we need to split up and get as many people in the Serververse as we can!

Everyone nods and disbands into the serververse, before it's too late.

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