Everyone stood in shock at the sight, they assembled their elite team, but it was far too late. LeBron was completely infected by the goon's virus and was now LeGoon James.
Bugs: LeBron! Don't let the goon control you!
LeGoon: My name is LEGOON! and I already teamed up with the mega Goons, I went back home and kidnapped Shelby, My Son, and Grandma too!
LeGoon looked like LeBron but fully purple and evil looking!
Al G: LeBron! This isn't you!
LeGoon: Because I'm not LeBron, not anymore!
The Mega Goons come in behind LeGoon, they are the same Goons from "Space Jam: A New Legacy" but bigger, buffer, and meaner.
Mega Wet-Fire: I'm Mega Wet!
Steve: But you aren't Mega Fire!
Steve and the tunes dab.
The Mega Goons are pissed!
LeGoon: When we win, we will kill my family, and every single tune, starting with all of you!
Bugs: Well when we win, we will banish all the goons who have not learned to be nice yet OUT of the Serververse! And we'll get you back LeBron!
Bugs and LeGoon lock eyes, it's official.
Mega The Brow: You have an hour to prepare... Don't keep up waiting.
We begin an epic tune training montage.
Bugs dribbles and makes a slam DUNK above Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice: You ballin'
Bugs and Beetlejuice high five.
Al G is lifting Man and Jonkler like weights, as Pikachu does the same thing with Steve.
Super dribbles, idk basketball.
After an hour has passed, The Tunes fly the ship to the court.
The Tunes exit, all kidnapped Tunes in the audience clap and cheer for them and boo at The Mega Goons.
LeBron's Grandma: F**k those f**king ass goons!
LeBron's Son: I'd criticize you for that language but I can't cause goons really do f**king suck!
Shelby: Yeah but... LeBron is one now...
Shelby cries but is hugged by the other kidnapped tunes.
Porky: It's ok!
Daffy: The Tunes got this! Goons can never win!
LeBron's Son: But this goon has the raw power of the most powerful tune ever!
Sylvester: And he can Z!
Daffy: Right... this may be tough.
Granny: I wish I could go old school on his butt!
LeBron's Grandma punches Granny.
LeBron's Grandma: Don't use that f**king language in my space!
Back on the court, everyone is getting pumped up, talking to their teams before the big game.
Detective Pikachu: Alright guys we can do it, I feel I'm in my jellies!
Meemaw: We just have to slam dunk the ball!
Bugs: On three guys!
The Tunes: 3, 1, 2NE NOT GOON!!!
The Mpreg referee blows the whistle and the game begins, LeGoon gets the ball runs to the hoop, but midrun, he feels an agonizing pain of his feet. Beetlejuice magically stole his shoes and socks and the 4 legos stood where LeBron Ran.
LeBron fell over, dropping the ball in Bug's arms.
All the Mega Goons run toward Bugs, so he makes a rabbit hole, and jumps out at the hoop, making a slam dunk!
Mpreg Referee: Tune Squad! First point.
The Tunes and Mega Goons are back in position.
Al G: Hey Bugs, every Goon has a power! Now that LeBron is one, that means he has one.
Bugs: uh oh, well if we're going out, we're going out looney!
The Tunes: LOONEY TUNEY!!!! 🗣️
Mega White Mamba gets the ball and runs fast, but Steve mines a hole for him to fall in.
Beetlejuice then snatches the ball using his ghost powers and runs fast in LeBron's shoes.
But then the goon with super speed uses that and makes a slam dunk.
Jonkler: F**K!
Mpreg Referee: 1-1, ohh, my tummy hurts! First team to 3 points wins!
Back in position, the game starts, Super gets the ball and flies to the hoop, as Dr. Phil punches away all the Mega Goons, but LeGoon is too strong and punches Dr. Phil into Meemaw, breaking her ankle.
Meemaw: AAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Her blood bleeds everywhere.
LeGoon grabs supers ankle last minute, and spins him around, throwing him in the other direction.
Bugs: Dear god Al G! LeGoon hasn't even Z'd yet!
Al G: Oh no... I think LeGoon Z IS his Tune Power!
Bugs: But he could always Z!
Al G: Yeah but, constantly Z-ing isn't really healthy, I think LeBron Z's too much, he's forgetting who he is...
Bugs looks down in sadness, He knows Al G is right, he misses the old LeBron, before the Z.
LeGoon is punching and kicking all the tunes away. MAN, Steve, Pikachu, Beetlejuice, Lego Snoop Dogg, all on the ground in pain.
LeGoon roars as he makes a slam dunk!
Referee: 1-2, Halftime!
The Tunes are healing up in the halftime room, like the scene in Space Jam: A New Legacy.
Meemaw: We are completely doomed! We can never win, LeGoon is too powerful.
Al G: Come on! The Tune Squad doesn't give up! We just need to do us! We need to tune like never before.
Bugs: Especially because in LeGoon's pure fury right now, he's definitely gonna Z soon, and that'll make him the most mad we have EVER seen him!
MAN: Our friend's lives are on the line, are you all stupid? Let's do this!
The Tunes cheer, and step back onto the court, ready to begin the second half.
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Space Jam: Into The Server-Verse
FanfictionLeBron, Bugs, and Al G. Need to team up and assemble an elite team across the serververse to destroy some of the scariest, ultra, and gooniest foes they've ever faced off against, The Mega Goons.
