Al G. Drives through the Serververse, with LeBron, Bugs, and new recruit Steve.
LeBron: What do you mean somewhere spooky Al G?
Al G: Why, we'll be recruiting a ghost! But not just any ghost, the ghost with the most!
Al G drives into The Beetlejuice world.
LeBron: No Way! I love Beetlejuice!
Bugs: Don't say it 3 times Dock!
Everyone laughs.
The ship lands and everyone exits.
They look up and see the Deetz' house up on the horizon.
Bugs: Dang, we still have a long way to go until we get there!
Steve: Fear not Villagers!
Steve throws everyone an elytra and cool neat fireworks.
Everyone beautifully takes to the skies as they soar through the beautiful air of Winter River, Connecticut.
As they get there, they descend in front of the house, then proceed to knock on the door.
The Door is opened by Lydia Deetz.
Lydia: Who are you?
LeBron: Hi, I'm NBA Superstar LeBron James.
How don't you know who I am!?
Al G: LeBron, this is 1989, you were only a boy during this time.
LeBron: Oh Yeah!
Everyone laughs.
Lydia: Can I help you?
Al G: We need to speak to Beetlejuice-
Lydia: DON'T SAY HIS NAME! A year ago he tried to marry me, when I was 15!
Bugs: Looks like you got yourself in a sticky situation!
Everyone laughs.
Lydia: Is this a joke to you!?
LeBron: Beetlejuice!
Lydia begins panicking.
Lydia: PLEASE, I don't want to go through it again!
Bugs: But Lydia! We just need Beetlejuice to join the Tune Squad.
Lydia stared in fear, it has been said 3 times.
Lydia turns around in fear, as Beetlejuice stands behind her.
Beetlejuice: The Juice is loose!
Beetlejuice farts.
Lydia faints
The Audience Laughs.
The Tunes step in front of BJ
LeBron: Hey Beetlejuice, I'm NBA Superstar LeBron James.
Bugs: Ehh, and I'm Bugs Funny, Dock!
Al G: I'm Al G Rythm, of The Warner Bros ServerVerse.
Steve: And I... am Steve!
Steve raises his eyebrow and destroys yet another dimension with dramatic effect.
Beetlejuice: I'm the ghost with the most!
LeBron: Juice, we need you to join the Tune Squad, we need someone of your ghost abilities! Cause the Mega Goons kidnapped almost every Tune!
Beetlejuice: Ugh Goons, hate em more than my ex wife. Those Mega Goons need to be eaten by sand worms!
LeBron: This is so good! I think we need to rap!
A Beat starts playing.
LeBron: Yo! yo! Yo! Yo!
We up in the house of the deetz!
Gonna bring the freshest of beats!
The Tune Squad has the bestest of feats!
Space Jam Gummies are what we all eats!
Al G: We need to save the tunes and my good pal Petes!
Steve: We gonna play the game, just turn off the cheats!
Bugs: Run fast, to get the fungus of your feets!
All: We are Tunes! We are Tunes! We are Tunes!
We are Tunes! We are Tunes! We are Tunes!
We are Tunes! We are Tunes! We are Tunes!
We're the Tunes with the beats!
Beetlejuice: I may not be the teams host,
But I'm the ghost with most!
Those f**king ass goons are gonna be toast!
I'm gonna stab em, and grab em, and make em roast!
Just a few of my methods, I don't mean to boast.
I like to murder goons with absolutely no kost
Just want my fellow tunes to be as wost.
All: We are Tunes! We are Tunes! We are Tunes!
We are Tunes! We are Tunes! We are Tunes!
We are Tunes! We are Tunes! We are Tunes!
We hate goons, they're so gross!
They stop Rapping.
LeBron: That was amazing!
Bugs: So, Juice, I didn't know you were a tune!
Beetlejuice: I literally had my own cartoon series once, and the goons, I don't need to explain why they stink.
LeBron: Well we have no time to waste tunes, to the ship!
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Space Jam: Into The Server-Verse
FanfictionLeBron, Bugs, and Al G. Need to team up and assemble an elite team across the serververse to destroy some of the scariest, ultra, and gooniest foes they've ever faced off against, The Mega Goons.
