I'm doing this part like a video, so it'll look like a script.
*Stolls switch cameras on*
Hazel: IS IT WORKING?! LEOOOOOO I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING.
Leo: It's fine Haze. Welcome everyone, to the hashtag-ThisIsWar hashtag-TeamReynaAndThals hashtag-TeamBethAndPiper WAAAAR!
Percy (under breath): hashtag-ThisIsntTwitter
Leo: I am your host, the BOY ON FIAAAHHHHHHH!
Laiea: TEAM LEO!
Narcissus: SHADDUP.
Leo: WE WILL BE STARTING WITH
Hazel: you don't have to yell.
Leo: VERBAL ATTACKS
Hazel: Leo don't yell.
Leo: AND WILL ESCALATE TO FULL ON CATFIG-
Hazel: SHUT THE NICO UP!
Nico: (O.o expression) The Nico up? Why not the Hazel up? Or the *sob* Bianca up?!
Leo: (O.o expression): What's next, Team Leo against Team Hazel?
Laiea: TEAM LEO!
Narcissus: SHADDUP.
Hazel: YOU'RE ON.
Reyna (whiny): But I wanna battle Piper and Annabeth!
Thalia (whiny): SAAAAME.
Leo: Fine. Reyna and Thalia go first-
Piper: *death glare*
Leo: Er, I was saying, Piper and Annabeth go first.
Piper: I'll go first, my attack on Thalia. When Percy was in pig Latin mode, I realized Grace in pig Latin was race-gay. *laughs* That means you're a lesbian, and that's why you joined the Hunters.
<I do not mean to offend any gays or lesbians here, I noticed it before and thought it would be a good diss, but a bit offensive>
Jason: BAHAHAHAHA SIS YOU JUST GOT BURRRRNED.
Thalia: You idiot, your last name is Grace too.
Jason: ... oh.
Thalia: Mmmmhmm.
Leo: Next up is Reyna and Thalia, with a diss attack on...
Reyna: Annabeth! Your hair is so curly and messy, I bet I could put a bunch of cobwebs in and it wouldn't make a difference.
Leo: ...
Annabeth: ...
Everyone: ...
Laiea: TEAM LEO!
Narcissus: SHADDUP.
Leo: (O.o) Erm, burn, I guess?
*Thalia smacks Reyna's arm*
*cue the full on war*
Lou Ellen: *magically separates Reyna and Thalia*
Leo: Looks like it's, err... Reyna on Thalia on Pipabeth?!
Piper: (-.-) Pipabeth.
Annabeth: (-.-) Pipabeth.
*They launch an attack on Leo*
3 LONG (painful for Leo) HOURS LATER...
*Leo, Hazel, Reyna, Thalia and Gaea (O.o) in separate glass rooms, a mike in each, and Piper and Annabeth were in one together with two mikes*
*Narcissus tries to be host first* Hello, everyone, am I not gorgeous? Look me, I'm so handsome!
Laiea: TEAM LEO!
Narcissus: SHADDUP.
*Frank tries to commentate next* Um uh hi um da fuh hey um ah...
*Nico tries to commentate* HELLO PEOPLE. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE DEATH LINES ARE SO SLOW AND WHY THALIA IS GORGEOUS. KTHXBAI!
*Percy tries to host* I SHIP PIPABETH! :D
*Percy is stuck in the infirmary, dying*
5 HOURS LATER...
Rachel: WELP. SOMEONE SAVE ME. IM THE LAST PERSON STANDING.
Chiron: OKAY YOU'RE HOST LETS REVIVE THESE DEMIGODS.
*demigods heal and get up*
Rachel: OKAI. Since that was sooooo boring, it's time for the physical part! Stay tuned! *hisses* Stolls turn off the camera! Yeah! TURN. IT. OFF.
*camera turns off*
stayed tuned for the next part!
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The Demigod Discoveries (PJO Stories)
FanfictionThe demigods of Heroes Of Olympus discover popular things- like KIK, Instagram and more! Includes extra IMing and really weird cat fights xP Be warned.
