Sorry for the delay!!! -Rose xx
IDEA OF THE ANNABETH NICO SUGAR STEALING CAME FROM THE WONDERFUL CATSHEART
Percy: FML
Jason: wtf what did Kali, Kaylee, Rose and Mavis do now
Kaylee: Jason no
Mavis: stfu we didn't do anything
Rose: yet
Percy: IT WAS NICO
Leo: what did Nico do
Piper: it's ok perce we'll help you through this
Hazel: um I can hear Percy crying from camp j
Percy: WELL FUCK YOU TOO
Frank: what happened?
Percy: NICO DECIDED TO BE A FUCKING DUMB BITCH AND STEAL MY ICE CREAM
Jason: you're sobbing because of... ice cream.
Percy: YES AND
Jason. Ice cream.
Hazel: you have got to be kidding me
Percy: NO BUT ROLO ICE CREAM WAS ON SALE LAST WEEK AND ALL I WANTED WAS HEAVENLY ROLO ICE CREAM
Piper: get some more
Percy: ITS NOT ON FUCKING SALE ANYMORE PIPER U DONT UNSERSTAND MY POOR PRIVILEGED BOY STRUGGLES
Piper: um
Jason: how do you know it was Nico
Percy: BECAUSE I CAUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKER SNEAKING OUT WITH A GIANT SPOON AND A TUB OF ICE CREAM JASON YOU FUCKING WHORE.
Leo: where is Nico?
Nico: ...
Percy: NICO U LIL SHIT YOU ARE THAT YELLOW MARKER THAT U USE TO COLOUR OVER A DARKER COLOUR AND NOW ITS A RLLY DISTRESSING MUDDY YELLOWISH BROWN SHADE
Nico: cries
Percy: FINE U FUCKER I GUESS ILL JUST GET SOME COOKIES
Annabeth: PERCY NO
Reyna: what did you do?
Rachel: please, please tell me you spared the cookies.
Annabeth: ...
Percy: WTF MY COOKIES ARE GONE
Annabeth: ha I'm running bye
Percy: ANNABETH U BUTTHOLE DONT U DARE
Piper: lmao pipabeth 5eva
Kali: I GOT A FUCKING BAG OF COOKIES THROWN AT MY HEAD FOR SHIPPING IT AND NOW ITS NEARLY CANON STOP
Rose: lol u loser
Percy: NOBODY TOUCHES MY TREATS.
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Hazel: hey
Annabeth: BOO U WHORE
Reyna: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
Piper: YOU CANT SIT WITH US
Hazel: wtf what is this
Reyna: ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK
Piper: IS BUTTER A CARB
Annabeth: WE SHOULD TOTALLY STAB CEASER
Hazel: help what's happening
Thalia: Hazel allow us to show you a thing
Rachel: everyone to my cave
Kaylee: MEAN GIRLS MARATHOOOONNNN
Mavis: SO FETCH
Kali: FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO
Rose: 10TH ANNIVERSARY BETCHES
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Piper: Percy let us help
Percy: no everyone I trust has betrayed me
Piper: let me help you get through these dark times
Annabeth: Percy please let me explain
Percy: no. you took away the only thing I care about.
Annabeth: huh?
Percy: SUGAR.
Jason: Percy just let Nico and Annabeth explain
Percy: they should go get married with the sugar they stole from me
Nico: Percy I don't think u understand
Percy: what
Nico: I'm gay
Percy: NICO BBY OMG WHOS THE LUCKY MAN IS IT FRANK HES POWERFUL AND MAKES AN ADORABLE PANDA
Nico: no I just-
Percy: ITS LEO ISNT IT I MEAN HES TECHNICALLY HOT LIKE LITERALLY ITS TOTALLY LEO
Nico: Percy I was-
Percy: NAH ITS JASON YOURE HELLA GAY FOR JASON I SHIP IT JASICO 5EVA HELLA CANON
Kali: if ur talking canon ur talking pipabeth
Reyna: pipeynabeth
Rose: *icona pop* I DONT CARE I SHIP IT
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Leo: LET THEM BURN LET THEM BURN THEYRE NO LONGER MY CONCERN
Jason: Leo no
Piper: Leo pls this is getting unhealthy
Leo: LET THEM BURN LET THEM BURN TRY TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT ITS MY TURN
Hazel: Leo you're not fire!elsa
Frank: Leo we need to get you to therapy immediately
Leo: I DONT CARE HOW THEYRE GOING TO SCREAM
Annabeth: let me know when you become queen and get a little princess sister that angers you enough that you release your magic fire powers and erupt the whole land
Leo: LET THE FLAMES RAGE ONNNNNN
Percy: here we go
Leo: THE HEAT NEVAH BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
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The Demigod Discoveries (PJO Stories)
FanfictionThe demigods of Heroes Of Olympus discover popular things- like KIK, Instagram and more! Includes extra IMing and really weird cat fights xP Be warned.
