Blame Leo and run away fighting

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Sorry for the late update, thanks for 800 reads, hope you enjoy, it'll be written like a script, etc, etc, now on with the update

Nico: ROSE. YOU. ARE. DEAD.

Rose: why? My lack of updating? *backs away*

Nico: no, YOU DIED MY HAIR RAINBOW COLOURS AND PUT GLITTERY EYE SHADOW ON ME!

Rose: yeah, and? I just wanted you to look like Magnus Bane

Nico: *glares* I'm going to kill you.

Rose: TAKE HIM FIRST! *shoves Leo in front of her*

Leo: what?

Mavis: *rolls eyes* who angered my brother?

Rose: Leo did.

Leo: WHAT NO WHY

Piper: *laughs* You're screwed, Repair Boy

Nico: *glares at Leo*

Mavis: *glares at Leo*

Piper and Rose: *sit in lawn chairs eating popcorn*

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Leo: guys, look what I found on Rose's iPad.

Annabeth: so she's magically allowed an iPad?

Percy: she's Rose, what do you think?

Hazel: what is it, is she watching porn?

Everyone:

Everyone:

Everyone:

Hazel: did I say porn? Psssh, I meant... PORNTATO!

Rose: you have just coined a new term. ^.^

Leo: *clears throat* moving on... Her Sims Freeplay game.

Kali: oh, that? Yeah... I'll tell you the story after you look at that.

Thalia: wait, I'm here?! GAWSH, I'm gorgeous.

Nico: *under breath* yes you are

Kaylee: *slaps*

Percy: I'm here... And I'm married to Annabeth?!

Annabeth: HELL YESH *glares at Rachel*

Percy: we have two preteens, Bea and Emma Jackson... O_o

Annabeth: UHM.

Emma Tomlinson: HEHEHEH THAT'S MEEE *runs away*

Percy: ...

Kaylee: Bea is apparently me... MY BROTHER IS MY DAD WHAT HOW.

Rachel: WAIT.

Nico: IM MARRIED TO RACHEL. AND WE HAVE A KID. NAMED CHARLIE. AND HE'S GAY.

Kali: I know, you guys are gonna divorrrrce.

Kaylee: *growls* Good. *tackles Rachel and the two run away fighting*

Thalia: I'm living with Piper?! *brohoof*

Piper: *brohoof*

Kali: I'm the preteen kid of Jason and Piper, and I have a little sister who's a toddler...

Jason: *blushes*

Kali: but then Rose decided to be a bitch, divorce Jason and Piper, and now I have a step mom named Reyna. And we live in a mansion while Piper lives with Thalia... PALIA BITCHES.

Reyna: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Piper: *tackles Reyna and the two run away fighting*

Jason: Why is my last name McLean if I divorced Piper?

Kali: *shrug* it glitched

Mavis: WHY AM I NOT IN THIS

Nico: CHILLAX SIS

Clarisse: IM IN THIS? :O

Chris: and married to me with a preteen named Simon and a toddler named Jaden

Clarisse: *slaps him and for the third time two people run away fighting*

Frank: AM I IN IT?

Hazel: no... Neither am I...

Mavis: DAFUQ IS THIS

Leo: Rose and I are married with PRETEENS called Laura and Adam... FUCK YES.

Kali: *glares*

Will: NYSSA AND I ARE MARRIED WITH A COMING SOON PRETEEN AND A BABY NAMED JAKE? WHAT?

Nyssa: *blushes*

Kali: we all ship that, btw.

Nyssa: *tackles Kali and the fourth set of people run away fighting*

Grover: IM MARRIED TO JUNIPER WITH A PRETEEN! HELL YES!

Juniper: I'm breaking up with you.

Grover: fuck it. *slaps Juniper and they run away fighting*

Drew: LIKE WHY IS THERE LIKE AN ALIEN AT MY HOUSE LIKE THIS IS LIKE TOTES CREEPY

Kaylee: someone want to translate that?

Mavis: nah.

Rose: *walks up casually* Hey guys, what's going on?

Percy: *throws iPad into bush*

Everyone else: NOTTTTTHHHHHING

Mavis: not playing sims freeplay on your iPad.

Rose: WHERE IS IT BITCHES

Kaylee: *slaps Mavis and the sixth pair run away fighting*

Everyone: THAT LOOKS FUN *everyone pairs up and runs away fighting*

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