A/N: prepare for cussing and sexual content.
Percy: hibcihbdechibp
Percy: Uodwcnwceiunuiwndc
Percy: Swinish wise
Percy: Lewdonwedjonwouedn
Percy: Lonesome double
Percy: Wxsnonjqwojqnxnjoxqs
Percy: Six
Percy: Dwehojqojhds
Percy: Ksqxlkqxbuqeduideinudweindooiomlm
Rose :3 : STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME IM LAGGING
Percy: UHM WAT
Kaylee: She's playing Survival Games on Minecraft and with all the text messages, her game is slowing down
Annabeth: are you sure you're not a daughter of Athena
Kaylee: yeah
Annabeth: are you sure
Kaylee: yeah
Annabeth: ARE YOU SURE
Kali <3 : STFU SHE'S SURE ALREADY GO AWAY
Percy: I was trying to get Nico's attention in the beginning :/
BOY ON FIAHH: Uhm WAT
Percy: I said Nico -.-
BOY ON FIAHH: It's Nico on Leo's account
PIPER <3: hey Leo, can I ask you something
BOY ON FIAHH: yeah what?
PIPER <3: why are you so gullible?
BOY IN FIAHH: UHM WAT IM NICOOOOO
Percy: NICO
Nico: WAT
Percy: YOU HAVE A HOT SISTER
Annabeth: I WILL FUCKING RIP YOU HEAD OFF SEAWEED BRAIN
Mavis <3: Hi.
Nico: Hey sis.
BOY ON FIAHH: I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN A BIKINI
Mavis <3: O.o
PIPER <3: Bikini shots are demeaning.
Mavis <3: Amen.
~new chat~
Rose :3 : done playing Minecraft for now, so let's rap!
Rose :3 : May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Percy: We're gonna have a problem here..
Kali <3: Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture
Hazel: Ahh!
Kaylee: It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
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The Demigod Discoveries (PJO Stories)
FanfictionThe demigods of Heroes Of Olympus discover popular things- like KIK, Instagram and more! Includes extra IMing and really weird cat fights xP Be warned.