DUN DUN DUN(Dandadan x male reader story)

Let the absurdity begin

"That's hilarious gurl calling him seafood isn't insulting or hurting him at all." Kei teased

Momo pouts and rocks her table while speaking in a whiny voice.

Momo ayase: Short brown hair, brown eyes, she was considered tall for a girl, she wears 2 round jade earrings, her school skirt was clearly tapered to be as short as possible. She was a gyaru who cared more about fashion then practicality and was unashamed of her weird, loud outbursts

"You're supposed to be comforting me~ I just went through my first heartbreak y'know." Momo whines

"Ma. I told you not to get involved with that guy. You can't even name one redeeming quality he has." Kei said 

"He looked like ken takakura." Momo said meekly while twirling her hair

"Again with this/ Bleh." Kei/miko said sick of hearing momo rave about this old guy

With gusto Momo stands up and punches her fist in the air to defend her crush's honour.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?! I LIKE HARD-BOILED TOUGH GUYS LIKE KEN TAKAKURA!" 

In momo's mind,

"I'm an awkward guy after all." Ken takakura says while posing

Back to reality,

"Dude's like that are extinct girl......" Miko says much to Momo's ire

In the class sat a boy who observed the situation,

Yes the cute girl in my class just broke up! Now's my chance to strike. 

Well that's what most people would think after all.

But I wasn't most guys.

Does she think she's being sneaky or something. I'm pretty sure the whole class heard her talk about her love life. These gyaru girls are way too noisy and extra..... 

Was what I thought before resting my head on the table and dozing off, while the teacher droned on about useless concepts we were never going to use in real life

Sasori Ando: short black hair styled in a centre part, pitch black eyes, average height, wears a black sweater over his school uniform, replaced his dress shoes with all black jordan 1 lows. If you couldn't guess his favourite colour was black and it fit his personality. He was about as neutral as could be never bothering with school drama or excessive socialising, he just kept to himself. Some would describe him as nonchalant.

After class,

Momo walked down the school hall sulking. She walked with her head down and her hands swaying trying to gain some sympathy.

"Will I never meet another ken..... I mean come on.... somebody, anybody, console me! Look at my pathetic walking form." She said to the empty halls

While she was drowning in self pity she walked past the door of class C, she was momentarily brought out of her brooding state as she observed the scene. 

At the back of the class was the default model for the school nerd. Bowl cut, round glasses, reading some geeky book about aliens.

The 3 'cool' kids in class were surrounding him.

"Whatcha reading there lil buddy." Bully 1 said looking down at the nerd

The nerd ignores them and looks down, he seemed used to all the bullying.

"Hey my friend's talking to you are you deaf?" Bully 2 said

Bully 3 snatched his book

"Ooh aliens. Oh i got it since you can't make friends are you trying to find ways to make friends with aliens." Bully 3 said which garnered laughter from his 2 friends