DUN DUN DUN(Dandadan x male reader story)

New bonds?

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"Eh Occult-kun is calling! I totally forgot about him." Momo said bringing her phone to her face

"Should you announce that so proudly....." I say 

"Hey! When I'm about to get a banana stuck in me by some freak aliens You kinda have other things to think about!" Momo defends herself

"Fair enough." I say

Momo answered but then a spirit crawled out of the screen.

"GYAHHH!" Momo chucked her phone away as the lanky spirit crawls out of the screen

The spirit had a wrinkly red face and yellow eyes with swirls in them, it had a giant bush of white hair and was very lanky

"Lemme gobble your weenie!" The spirit said 

"Why do all these things want my privates!" Momo exclaimed

The spirit was about to lunge at momo but then suddenly stopped and it looked like it was struggling against itself

"Ayase-san! I'm sorry there was a spirit and i wound up getting cursed by the turbo granny!"

"Erm keep fighting Occult-kun...." Momo said while scooting towards me

"Help me Please! I can't control myse-" Occult kun turned back to turbo granny

Turbo granny dashed at us and tried to swipe at Momo. But I push her out of the way and take the brunt of the force sending me flying into the field. Turbo granny turns its attention towards me and runs at me. I can't muster the strength to stand up.

This is the worst.... I'm bout to get gobbled up by a perverted grandma

"Sasori-kun! STOP!" Momo shouted out worried 

CRASSSH

Turbo granny got thrown into the the cliff next to the highway and turned back into Occult-kun

"Occult-kun?" 

Momo sees he's okay and takes her attention off of Occult-kun not realising it was her who threw turbo granny into the wall. she runs to go check on me. 

"Momo behind you." I weakly say and she sees turbo granny about to jump on her

"KYAAAAA!" Momo sticks her hands out in defense and turbo granny is once again sent flying into the wall

Momo looks confused

"Was that me...." She says looking at her hands

when she looks at occult-kun she can sort of see a red flame surrounding his body and 2 blue hands coming from her body to sort of suppress it. Momo decides to experiment and control the blue hands.

When she 'lets go' the flame gets bigger and Okarun turns into turbo granny. When she suppresses it he turns back to Okarun. She experiments for a while

"Ayase-san please can you stop playing with it...." Occult-kun says as he gets transformed for the 10th time

"hehe got carried away." Momo said turning him back to normal

"Are you an alien?" I say

"gah! Should you be moving around? And no I'm not an alien..... i think" Momo said startled that I was suddenly behind her

"Its just a broken arm and some broken ribs." I say nonchalantly

"That sounds pretty bad!" Momo exclaimed

Occult-kun walks towards us while Momo suppresses turbo granny

Occult-kun can't seem to look in Momo's direction since she's half naked and all