DUN DUN DUN(Dandadan x male reader story)

Lemme dive in the Nussy

Momo dragged me by the hand back to class.

"Oh Momo you're back. Did you get the Pampy?" Miko asks

"Eh? Hand holding?" Kei questions

I take one of the pampy out of my pocket and throw it to Miko. Okarun threw them to my while he was writhing on the floor.

"Nice Sasori-kun!" Miko says giving me a thumbs up

Momo let go of my hand and plopped down in her seat before planting her face on her desk.

"What happened to her?" Kei asks

"It's complicated..... there there." I pat her back like a kid

"Momo are you okay? Want your Pampy?" Miko asks while sipping her pampy

"Give me a sec.... I'm thinking..." Momo says without lifting her head

"Yabai! She never says no to the pampy!" Miko exclaims putting a hand over her mouth in shock

Momo wasn't mad that Okarun was getting down with Aira. She was mad that Okarun didn't trust her enough to tell the truth about what he was doing and why he wasn't free. Also maybe she was a bit jealous Okarun was getting game before her....

Timeskip

We were in science class and the topic today was the mantis shrimp.

The mantis shrimp has a punching speed of 80kmh if it were the size of an elephant it could take down an elephant in one blow. And that's in the water. Imagine it on land

Momo was still sprawled out on the table during the lesson. She was staring at the mantis shrimp in the fish tank with a contemplative look.

"I see i see. Sometimes you feel an overwhelming urge to clobber stuff too huh." Momo says in a daze

Kei and Miko had a handheld camera out recording the documentary of a wild Momo Ayase.

She eventually punches her own face before lying back down on the table.

"I see she's been possessed by the mantis shrimp spirit." I conclude

"That makes sense./ that's the only explanation." Kei and Miko concur

After lab lesson Momo and I were walking back to class when suddenly the outside world turned black. I feel my socks get wet, when i look down I see the floor is flooded with water till the ankle level

"Eugh. Wet socks." I say

Momo tries to pry open the window to no avail

"It's completely locked!" Momo realises

"And what's with this damm water! Its ruining my look!" Momo shouts frustrated

I go to check out the classroom but see nothing inside

PLITCH PLITCH PLITCH PLITCH

Momo taps my shoulder to try and get my attention but I'm scanning the classroom.

"Oi oi! Aki! This is seriously bad!" Momo shouts slapping my shoulder faster

I poke my head out the classroom door and see a creature swimming down the hall

"It looks pretty cool. Not like turbo granny and that sumo wrestler." I comment

"Who cares about that! It looks like it wants to eat us." Momo whisper shouts grabbing my arm pulling me behind a corner

Momo pulls me down to the ground as a powerful laser beam shoots through the classroom walls and flies over our head.

"Woah you saved my head from being blown up. Nice." I say giving her a thumbs up