DUN DUN DUN(Dandadan x male reader story)

Crab race

Am I seriously wearing this?" Momo said sticking out her tongue

"I can't see very well with this." Okarun said fiddling with the cloth in front of his face

"Think of it as a bulletproof vest against evil spirits." Granny seiko explained

"I know that. Despite how we look we took down a super strong alien..... well with a little help...." Momo said

"There's no such thing as aliens stop messing around." Granny seiko denied

"Oh right."

"You bring all the trouble home in the first place because you're like that. You've never listened to me since you were a kid." Granny seiko nagged

"Annoying annoying. Granny's nagging is so annoying."

"Let's go Okarun." Momo said

"Momo."

"What is it? You're so nag-." Momo was cut off by her granny's embrace

"Don't die."

"Yeah."

Granny seiko prayed for the 2 of them as they cycled away

Timeskip

"Why're we on a train." Okarun said covering his face

"It's too far in bike. Besides you don't want to use all your stamina." Momo said

"Get ready to get your ass beat turbo granny. That hag tried to hurt something dear to me!" Momo declared with conviction

Short timeskip

"Ayase-san you shouldn't be doing this here." Okarun said stood in front of Momo

"I want to get out of these ugly clothes as soon as possible." Momo said stuffing them in Okarun's bag

"Is that okay... aren't they meant for protection." Okarun said concerned

"Who cares. Their ugly. Fashion is the battle uniform for gyarus! I can't get hype if I'm dressed like a hag." Momo said with a smile

"Why're you smiling...." Okarun asked

"Isn't this kinda fun." She said trying to be positive

"Not at all. I'm gonna puke." Okarun says

Momo's smile dies down and she places a hand over her chest.

'I'd feel a lot better if you were here Sasori-kun....' Momo thought before shaking her head

Timeskip

"Okarun you first." Momo said scared shitless at the tunnel entrance

"I believe it's ladies first actually." Okarun said not wanting to go first

"But look I'm all teary eyed." Momo said giving a cute face

"They're bone dry. Its only fair to enter side by side." Okarun said much to Momo's displeasure

With that the duo entered the tunnel trembling

"Hey! Now you're behind me Okarun!" Momo said squirming and trying to get back beside Okarun

"Now you're behind me!" Okarun said

The 2 bicker for a bit before exhausting themselves. After a moment of rest they continue

"So what do we do if turbo granny appears punch her?" Momo asks

"Were you not paying attention! We get her out of Shono city!" Okarun exclaimed