DUN DUN DUN(Dandadan x male reader story)

Wanted dead or alive: Okarun's balls

KNOCK KNOCK

"snore. Gh- who is it this early in the morning? Some real estate agent." I say getting up and rubbing the sleep from my eyes

I eat a mint and spray some deodorant before putting on a shirt and opening the door.

"Who is it?" I ask

I open the door to see Momo stood there leant against the wall. She blushes a bit when she sees my messy hair and lean body in a tank top.

"How did you know where I live?" I ask

"Eh?! Aki you're still in your pyjamas! You're gonna be late for school."

"Don't change the subject."

"Well I was planning on skipping today. I'm exhausted from 3 days of fighting " I say nonchalantly

"Must be nice to be able to skip school whenever you want. My granny won't let me skip even if I'm super sick. It's the worst!" Momo said inviting herself in my house

"Woah! Your house's pretty nice. How are you paying for it." Momo says looking at the modern apartment I live in

"Ehe...." I avert my eyes from her

She comes up in my face with a look of shock on her face

"Don't tell me you sell your body! Or drugs! Or both!" Momo says pointing at me accusingly

"Absolutely wrong." I say

"Well.... Let's say a group of friends pools money together to see who wins at a game. Then whoever wins gets all the money...." I say vaguely explaining how I got the money for my apartment

"You're a gambling addict! It's fine I'm sure we can get over it together Aki" She says putting her hands on my shoulder

"Not exactly.... More like a fight club...." I say

"Well I guess that's a bit better." She says sitting on my couch

"Now go get ready. I didn't make all the effort to come here just for you to ditch. Shoo shoo." She says before turning on my TV

I take a quick shower before putting on my uniform and signature black sweater. Momo seemed to have make herself at home and was lying on the couch while watching some anime.

"Amazing Aki. Your tv has so many channels. Mine only has the news and bakatono." Momo says

"Well we can go now." I say

"Wait lemme finish this episode. I'm too comfy." Momo says

Timeskip

"RUN FASTER AKI WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!" Momo shouts

I begin to leave her in the dust because of how unfit Momo was

"WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND!" She shouts out of breath

I slow back down to match her pace

We run through the school gate and past the school monitor

"GOOD MORNING OKARUN!" Momo shouts as we run past his class

"Y-yeah Good morning." He says not expecting to see that in the morning

We make it to class before they take attention and Momo stands beside my table with her hands on her knees.

"Huff huff not late huff." Momo says out of breath

"Good job you worked hard." I say patting her back