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Headcanons For Lifesteal

This is basically just me dumping all of my headcanons

Ashswag sometimes fiddles with his tie when he's bored so it ends up facing the wrong direction.

In my AU Ashswag is a subtype of Electric beings, this is only in one AU though.

After Parrot left at some point in season 5 Spoke and Parrot agreed to meet outside the server at least five times a month.

After heaps of convincing Clown managed to get Kaboodle in, he'd been planning to for ages but since Branzy left he became a lot more lonely. Minute already planned on letting Kab in but he wanted to know why Clown was so desperate so he kinda let the guy beg.

Kaboodle is a Speaker which goes so bad for her because she's terrified of the Ocean.

Spoke has narcolepsy. I have no reason for this for why this is my headcanon. He just does.

Minute and Spoke are also voidlings.

This is so random but PrinceZam does ballet in his free time and plays both gender roles.

So much more deep than the previous one but Zam has panic disorder and selective mutism and has three comfort items to prevent the frequent panic attacks easier. His crown is the main comfort item.

TW: cannibalism mentions

BaconWaffles is a pig hybrid, but he also smells like cooked bacon. Whenever someone asks him why he just stares at them. Something he won't admit is that his first favourite food is pork and his second favourite is waffles. Everyone thinks waffles are his favourite and the bacon came from the fact he's a pig hybrid. It's not. It's because his favourite food is pork.

TW over (but idk if crashing out is triggering if so then don't read the next part)

He also has a habit of crashing out but doesn't do it much on streams or at others

TW over (again)

Bacon really wanted a hairclip to hang from his bangs but the lemon clipped looked too close to his hair. So, he made it a, magenta type colour to make it stick out.

TW: Hallucination mention and self esteem problems mention (idfk I felt like that has to be placed)

Bacon experiences with vivid and morbid hallucinations, often being caused a phobia of failure or lack of sleep to prove he's worth more than what people see. He also has self esteem problems, which are always out of his control. If he achieves something - even if it's small - his self esteem goes up hugely for a moment, before dropping back down.

TW over (I'm bullying Bacon frfr)

Bacon can and will sleep anywhere

Reddoons has robophobia. Specifically of controlled animatronics/robots or just any type of robot, but spider ones are the worse. This is because of all the times he'd enter for Outsiders and always manage to win. He just ended up growing an everlasting fear of robotic like things. Also what he looks like at the end of one of the Outsiders videos was only an illusion to scare them because he genuinely hated them with a passion.

Bacon can fight using hand-to-hand combat or lightweight weapons/gear, but he chooses to hide that for his own little entertainment. He's decent with heavy weapons/gear but not that great. Though everyone did find this out after an unarmed combat event happened and Bacon beat everyone. This included Clown, Mane and Flame.

Clown isn't that good with hand-to-hand combat, though he has the basics down. Bacon has the basics down hard too, but Bacon also has the more complicated and unpredictable side of unarmed combat down. Mane and Flame both suck at unarmed combat. (Bacon needs some coolness other than being a mentally unstable therapist okay?)

Chief does not like wearing shoes or socks, so he wears anklets because they're neat.

Chiefs eyes look soulless. Like, when Ai generates a human kinda lifeless. This is because he's a weeping angel hybrid. Though he fucking hates weeping angels. He's got the mindset of a human frfr. T

he other lifesteal members can't figure out why swords don't do much to him. He's stayed silent about it for amusement.

When he does die/lose a life, he cracks at first, before shattering into huge pieces. He reforms after he respawns.

Chief is capable of using all Weeping angel abilities.

Eye contact does not make him freeze instantly but a severe discomfort usually makes him freeze up overtime. Members all decided they aren't allowed to look him in the eyes because it'd be an unfair advantage.

Chief can turn into a literal statue, he did it in front of the others once and he isn't scary. That's only when his eyes are closed.

Chief also closes his eyes in full statue form 1) because that's just a common thing weeping angels do. 2) He's terrified that he'll make his friends lose sanity.

He's got Dementophobia, the intense fear of madness or insanity. It's not for himself, but others. Chief always has to edit a panic attack out of a video when he's with other people in horror videos because sometimes they descend into madness and oh my god Chief does not have a pretty reaction. This fear came from when he opened his eyes in statue form for the first time. Someone had stared at him directly in the eyes for ages. They ended up in a mental asylum. Chief is afraid of this happening again.

Chief mainly does horror, right? So I headcanon that all of Lifesteal likes to hack onto their friends worlds (if it's private) and bother them if they aren't onlineon the server. So, some of Lifesteal (Rekrap specifically) warned them to not do that to Chief. Of course, literally no one listened. I'm just gonna put an interesting conversation below.
Chief: "Wha- why the hell are you guys here?"
Mapicc: "Because we want to be!"
Bacon: "Yeah"
Chief: "Mmm... You guys should really change plans."
Kaboodle: "wwwhHHHHYYYYYY?"
Chief: "Just- take these boats"
*Everyone takes a boat*
Jepexx: "Why do we-"
*Gets cut off by like ten+ horror mod screeches.*
Chief: "And it's go time!"
*Chief leaves for the ocean and the others scramble to follow.*
Rek: "I told you guys we shouldn't do this."
Chief: "That's why you always listen to Rek, he's the smart one!"
Chief: "Anyways, welcome to what I do very often."
*Everyone gives Chief concerned looks.*
Cheif: "What? I need content."
Chief is a confirmed silly guy.

Since we don't know Chiefs actual age I headcanon he's like 19 or 20. (usually I go by how old they actually are but because I can't figure out what Chiefs is, I just went "headcanon time!")

I don't have anymore at the moment. Have a good day/night everyone!