Tmf headcanons, oneshots, and incorrect quotes

❌Incorrect quotes part 1❌

Milly: Hey Hailey, can I borrow your top,
please?

Hailey, getting in front of Jake defensively:
Tf? No!

Jake: princess, she meant your shirt-

Hailey: Oh.. OH-

Hailey: Fuck, I just outed us didn't I-

Jake: Yes, you did

Stacy: Why are people always fighting over top or bottom? I'd be lucky to just have a bunk bed.

Hailey:

Milly:

Luke:

Sean:

Zander:

Jake:

Zander: I'm gonna tell her.

Jake; Don't you dare.

(credits to daileyravenclaw on tumblr)
Hailey: *trips over her own feet*

Jake, snickering: Had a nice trip?

Hailey: No, I was doing a random gravity check, and yes, it still works. *pouts and crosses her arms*

Jake; *laughs so hard that he also falls*

Hailey: HA! See how it feels!

Jake, kneeling and kissing Hailey's hand: Only because I'm falling for you~

Hailey: *speechless*

Jake: *enters the school dramatically and points at Sean, milly, and Hailey* With the
exception of you three, I hate everyone in this room right now.

Sean: *happy boy*

Luke:

Milly:*silent victory dance*

Zander:

Hailey, smiling: I like you too.

Luke: Time to get up and greet the morning!

Zander: *incoherent mumbling*

Luke: You really should get out of bed.

Zander: *more incoherent mumbling*

Luke: *sigh* I'll make you waffles.

Zander:...okay.

Jake: I don't want to talk about it.

Hailey: Do you want me to sit here and
brood in silence with you?

Jake:...do you have depressing poetry?

Hailey, taking out a huge book: Of course.

Jake: You're rude.

Zander: I'm honest.

Jake: Honestly rude.

Hailey: Truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.

Sean: How many times did you sleep this
week?

Jake: Dare.

Sean: Go to sleep.

Jake: I don't like this game.

Hailey: How would you like your coffee?

Jake: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Hailey: ...so a Vanilla latte with extra cream
and sugar?

Jake, voice cracking: Yes.

Hailey, at some point: I don't care if you
don't like space puns, I like space puns!