Hailey: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Jake: I wrote you a poem.
Hailey, already crying: You did?
Hailey: I feel like doing something stupid.
Jake: I'm stupid, do me.
Jake: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Hailey: blue roses, why?
Jake:
Hailey: Were you going to get me flowers?
Jake:
Hailey:
Jake: it's a possibility
Jake: We have a problem.
Hailey: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
Jake: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Hailey: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Jake: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Hailey: Is it working?
Jake: *Stubs their toe* F**K!
Hailey: Mind your language!
Jake: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Hailey:
Jake: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Jake: Can I bother you for a second?
Hailey: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Jake: when I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.
Milly: hey
Milly:everyone's bones are wet
Zander: why would you say that?
Milly: no one said hi back
Hailey walking into the music room: hope everyone is well today
Haily: and tomorrow
Hailey: after that your on your own
Jake: my clearest memories from middle school is my classmate asking if I'd brought gym clothes and me asking "who the f**k is Jim"
Drew: are you straight
Zander: straight from hell
Milly: what happens when you put Nutella on salmon
Zander: I have no f**king clue
Milly: you get salmonella *starts laughing*
Zander: where not friends anymore
Jake/milly: you deserve a better version of me
Hailey/Sean: I prefer this f**ked up version of you
Jake; How's the most lovely person in the world doing?
Hailey:
*without looking up from her book* I don't know, how are you?
Jake:
*voice cracking* I'm fine.
Hailey: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
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Tmf headcanons, oneshots, and incorrect quotes
FanfictionAs the title says incorrect quotes, headcanons and oneshots about Tmf Ships in this book (don't start hating on the book because of ships) -jake x hailey (my fav) -milly x Sean - Stacy x Luke - Zander x raya (original character) -zoey x drew -Mari...
