Zander: You might not know this, Raya, but I am a flawed person.
Raya: I do know that.
*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Stacy,Zander, Luke, and Seán: *spinning a little and talking*
Jake, Milly, hailey, and Raya: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Milly: your honor, in my defence, you wouldn't get it.
Jake: you had to be there, your honor
Zander: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.
Zander: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Hailey: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
Jake: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?
Zander: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Milly: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
Milly: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Sean: Yes?
Milly: We're in too deep.
Molly: I'm very scary.
Shyanna: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Molly: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got
that going for me.
Shyanna: And small.
Molly:
Molly: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Jake: Hey, do you know the password to Zander's computer?
Hailey: F**k you, Jake.
Jake: Hey!!
Hailey: No, you misunderstood, the password is "f**kyoujake".
Jake: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Drew: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Zander: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
Jake: She's probably committing crimes right now.
Zander: Who is?
Jake: What are you, a cop, piss off!
Liam: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
*The Club's thoughts on stabbing*
Sean/Stacy: Would never stab anyone.
Hailey: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Zander/Jake: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Luke: Would stab without warning.
Milly/Raya: Would stab as a warning.
Jake: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Zander: That naptime was a punishment.
*at the supermarket*
Liam: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."
Liam:
Liam: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
Jake: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
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Tmf headcanons, oneshots, and incorrect quotes
FanfictionAs the title says incorrect quotes, headcanons and oneshots about Tmf Ships in this book (don't start hating on the book because of ships) -jake x hailey (my fav) -milly x Sean - Stacy x Luke - Zander x raya (original character) -zoey x drew -Mari...
