Worlds First Love //Johndave

Day One

I step out of the airplane. In washngton USA. My bro (35M) was cool enough to let me (13M), go to another state all by myself. Because wwe are so chill like that yo. Anyways i look around and see him. John Egbert, standing by the luggage dropout. I shake, but not because im scared or anything, but becasue i am just so excited to see my bestest westest subrbian boi ever. As i turn around to face him i feel a sudden SMMMAACK agaisht my back. "OwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWw!!!!!!!!" I yelp. I look over my shoulder and grab the nstickynote impaled into my skin.

"Good luck bro. P.s
Hi"

Oh what the fuck he didnt let you go by yourself that asshole. I bet that asswipe thinks hes so cool for pretending to leave me alone for 2 seconds only to scare me the minute i see my future bf- i mean uh uh oh gog theres john hes coming. Hes running over here with the widest smile on his face. You are not blushing.

"DAAAVVEEE!!! HI DAVE!!" He yells, as if the one million people arpund you guys didnt exist. "Oh um hi egbert!" You cooliy say, with your hands in your pockets. He lunges at me and I am quick to release my pockets from their cages that are known as pockets to grab him. He hugs me sososososo tughtly i think i forgot to breathe oh wait thats me holding my brewathe i am losing oxygen. He is just so happy to see me what the fuck i think the metaphorical butterflies are coming to life in my stomach. This is so not cool. This goes agaisnt my rules for how a strider should act, but oh what the hell its john. So i hug him back, a little too tightly, and pray to god Bro is not watching.

"So excited to see me mm?" I say with a smirk. "Hell yeah! Are you ready? To have? The most bestetest fantastuc majestic time ever?!" He says. I crack a bigger smile. "Yes my bro let us go at once." I try walking while he clings to me and fall over, accidently giving his father a heart attack in the process. Whatever.

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"Alright now you boys play nicely ok? I will be downstairs yes y3s." I say yes sir alongside john before watching him leave, closing the door behind him. I wouldve never thought i would be nice to somebody else, nonethless respectful. If you dont think that's absurd then you haven't heard about that one time i was given up for adoption and bit all the family members legs until i was thrown back to Bro. Funny as it would be to do that again, i didnt want to be kicked out of johns house so i have to act normal when hes around. And jesus christ is it hard to do. Hes got a manly man gentleman aura i cant describe. Anyways me and john right? Right.

Literally what are we suppoused to be doing. Well thank god you brought your one million cd tracks, otherwise youd be stuck listening to johns awful music taste. He turns to you curiously as you dig through your bag full of goodies. You pull out an array of cds and John stares in awe. "No way dude, are these those sweet mixes you keep bragging about?" He asks. "Hell yes they are." You answer, slapping one at random to the cd player. "Its better with headphones on. Want one?" You offer, grabbing a pair of headphones. He nods his head yes excitedky. You olug it in and give one side to him and outting it over upur other side of the head. "Um Dave. I dont think its gonna fit like that." John chuckles. "Relaxx x itll woek."

You bith attempt to fit it on both of your heads at the same tims. Your head feels rrally tight. Theres a convienent mirror across the room and your jaw drops to the floor when you see yourselves. "Oh my gpd no wondr my head hurts! Dave we have to take it iff its kikling us! " john gasps. Oh. You thouught you looked cute together but apparently your head getting squishesd to the point of turning into ovals wasnt very cute enought for him. Ok.

You both take it off. "Phew! We couldve died. Lets just listen to it without headphones for now ok?" He calmly says with a smile. Oki you say. Youre a little embarrased. You didnt think thatd happen but oh well. Your headphone is strectched out awkwardly now. As you both listen to the music you think about how youll probably need to buy new headphones. Gog damn it.